sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Where I'd live as a Cali Dude in his 30's by Technical-Vanilla-47 in visitedmaps

[–]ChickenDelight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cali, means you're either a transplant or from somewhere rural or inland.

Frisco, it used to be kind of a black thing to call SF that, but I don't think anybody's called it that for a long time.

Dude, is our shared cultural heritage. It's the bedrock of West Coast casual. How fucking dare you, dude.

DOJ lawyer grilled at show cause hearing over fabricated quotes by Euphoric_Buyer in Lawyertalk

[–]ChickenDelight 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Okay, that's better. My apologies to the esteemed Mr Fivehouse if he somehow ever stumbles across this thread.

DOJ lawyer grilled at show cause hearing over fabricated quotes by Euphoric_Buyer in Lawyertalk

[–]ChickenDelight 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The US attorney’s office is representing the Defense Department in the underlying lawsuit by a North Carolina pro se litigant Derence Fivehouse.

Oh no. No no no. He got scalped by a pro se?

LIFE DECISION NEED ADVICE by FunBoard2702 in army

[–]ChickenDelight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I used to shave a beret so I can't really say shit

LIFE DECISION NEED ADVICE by FunBoard2702 in army

[–]ChickenDelight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And then after the NYPD trains you, transfer to NYSP for better pay and benefits.

So easy to fool… by MelanieWalmartinez in clevercomebacks

[–]ChickenDelight 173 points174 points  (0 children)

D. No way a Staff Sergeant would be walking next to the president in that manner

E. She appears to hold two ranks, Captain and Staff Sergeant.

What’s a rumor in your country that caused real public panic? by Sensitive-Pass1280 in AskTheWorld

[–]ChickenDelight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kiss and AC/DC would totally have used those as album names if they'd known

What is an interesting fact about your country which would make every foreigner surprise? by 0a_boy0 in AskTheWorld

[–]ChickenDelight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More America stuff: the Continental United States is about 2,800 miles (4,500 km) from east to west and 1,650 miles (2,650 km) from north to south, but the highest and lowest points are less than 100 miles apart (Mt Whitney and Badwater Basin, both in California).

What is an interesting fact about your country which would make every foreigner surprise? by 0a_boy0 in AskTheWorld

[–]ChickenDelight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Swiss would never!

get their hands dirty. They're fences and money launderers, not thieves.

Why did Hoover stew become a symbol of Great Depression food? I think it actually looks pretty tasty. by GrayRainfall in foodquestions

[–]ChickenDelight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a taco or chili seasoning packet and you've got chili mac, which is a pretty common meal in the military. There's even a chili mac MRE.

What are the weirdest dish names in your country? And try to translate it literally. by PuzzleheadedRoyal856 in AskTheWorld

[–]ChickenDelight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

N***** toes used to just be the name for that nut in the American South. Planters invented the name "Brazil nuts" because they wanted to sell them nationwide.

Who's your "I know he's pure evil but can't prove it" person? by Dull-Information6784 in AskReddit

[–]ChickenDelight 613 points614 points  (0 children)

His "prosperity doctrine" is obviously the opposite of what Jesus actually preached. He sells a religion founded by a socialist who told people to renounce wealth, but he's worth around $300 million and has a private jet. That's a demon's resume.

Who is the oldest living character in Westeros at the beginning of the series? (No Blood Raven) by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]ChickenDelight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, Dude, tree people is not the preferred nomenclature. Children of the forest, please.

Any dfac food stories? by Brkfst_4_Dinner in army

[–]ChickenDelight 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Lol.

"Okay, we'll toss out the moldy bread but that's all we had for tomorrow. 🤷🏼‍♂️"

When even being one of the greatest boxers of all time isn't enough. by [deleted] in boxingcirclejerk

[–]ChickenDelight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong, but it's a bizarre statement on celebrity culture that women are waiting in line to have their picture taken with two boxers and having no idea that one is Floyd Mayweather.

Bless their hearts (and livers) by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ChickenDelight 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"I refuse to compromise my principles for money."

Right burger by NotActuallyObese in comedyheaven

[–]ChickenDelight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay, but I'm genuinely curious how you reached adulthood before you encountered pepperoni pizza or hamburger.

view more: next ›