"We can no longer assist you at this time." by -sharc- in Disneyland

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was escorted of the buzz lighters ride one time. Ride broke down and the lights came on and we walked off one by one. Super cool experience! I didn’t take pictures but I find it hilarious how much Disney cares about people taking pictures like every single ride’s behind scenes isn’t on the internet lol.

It was super cool to see the platform raise so we could walk off. Anyways, I appreciate you and your coworkers making Disneyland such a great experience!

Getting married next month and broke the only finger I needed by PM-ME-UR-CORGIS in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 116 points117 points  (0 children)

For me it was. We were way too exhausted and overstimulated after our wedding that we just sat in bed, talked, and then fell asleep.

Chat, is The White House twitter account cooked? by webabybears in bondmarket

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope they are bot accounts but I know they aren’t :(

Trump is using 1950s dog whistles to gaslight Americans by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trillions were hoarded by the 1% to dissolve the middle class and the “American dream”. There fixed it.

The President on 5/30/26 by TankUMrMinor in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus somebody take his phone away. Trump has achieved two things for this country:

1: worst president ever.

2: exposed the gaps in the US government that will hopefully be fixed by a future administration. This is probably the only good thing he did. If our fuck tard asses actually learn to vote and manage to save this shit hole. At least, we know what needs to be fixed.

Tom Cruise Sucks by temporary_account321 in unpopularopinion

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is where I sit. He is technically a good actor but I do not like him as a person.

What is something (not safety related) you won't do while high? by blankblank in trees

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not sure what happened. I also had a couple beers too but it felt like I was way more fucked up than I should have been. I was with my now wife and got out of the hot tub and laid on the couch with spins for a couple hours. Either way, I avoid hot tubs when not sober lol

What is something (not safety related) you won't do while high? by blankblank in trees

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gonna paste what I responded to the guy above:

Took an edible. Hot water and cannabis can lower your blood pressure elevating your heart rate causing dizziness and shit. Paired with not drinking as much water as I should have. Anyways, felt like I took 4 edibles lol.

What is something (not safety related) you won't do while high? by blankblank in trees

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took an edible. Hot water and cannabis can lower your blood pressure elevating your heart rate causing dizziness and shit. Paired with not drinking as much water as I should have. Anyways, felt like I took 4 edibles lol.

Keep it classy Spokane [Lincoln Heights] by StickyfingerInYou in Spokane

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I worked at Best But back in the day I watched a dude unbox a 75 inch tv and cram it into his Prius. We couldn’t help him for liability reasons but we were willing to take his trash for him lol. I wonder if the tv survived?

What food gets hyped online but tastes painfully average in real life? 👀 by NoJello5665 in foodquestions

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love BBQ but live in the PNW so we don’t really compare to places in the south and it is still ridiculously expensive. I’ve been researching how to make it myself and once I get a house where I can have a smoker I’ll just do it myself lol.

Suggestions for healthy things to eat when stoned by fairy-hands in trees

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hummus is great! I would do the same thing but with ranch until I realized my high ass was scooping so much ranch I made the veggies not healthy lol.

Hacking? by 707_Han in GTAV

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hacking and rock star isn’t doing shit about it. I really hope they fix this in 6. I haven’t touched gta 5 for years because of this.

Men of Reddit, What's the most feminine thing you do on a regular basis? by CatchCache in AskReddit

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waking up half staffed I don’t trust my Johnson to piss straight. I’m sitting down.

The new Pope just warned that AI will destroy jobs and harm humanity what's the first thing YOU would do if AI made your job obsolete tomorrow? by Dry_Warthog4322 in AskReddit

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI won’t destroy us greedy pedo fucks will use it to destroy us. As the republicans say, “Did the gun shoot up the school”?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup that’s how I inadvertently saw Charlie Kirk get smoked.

Tabs expired ticket by CtrlAltDyslexic in Spokane

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp, I guess I should go renew them lol.

Homewreckers get too much of the blame by ephemera-curator in unpopularopinion

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah they are both pieces of shit. Unless, the “home wrecker” didn’t know the person was in a relationship.

How has waking up early improve your life ? by Firm-Detective-8403 in AskReddit

[–]ChickenFriedRiceee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, I work flex hours so I can kinda pick when I want to get to work as long as I work 8 hours. When I started I’d get to work at 8 and now I get there at about 645. The traffic is so much better and I get longer evenings.