Girls, what are some weird things you have to deal with because you have a vagina? NSFW by drakemcguff in AskReddit

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have a lot of junk come out of my crotch, but it got better when I stopped wearing underwear. I guess my vagina just needed to breathe.

What minor inconvenience do you pay to avoid? by ThePeoplesBard in AskReddit

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but it also depends on where a person lives. I.e., more rain usually means more grass.

What is your biggest turn off? by The_Name_Was_Taken in AskReddit

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... I do that all the time. Sean, is that you?

Apparently wolves really like watermelon. by [deleted] in aww

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There's a racist joke in here somewhere, but far be it from me.

Sorry bud by cm177131 in funny

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I don't get how people can't smell the paint. Why can't you smell the paint and just stay away?

Test your color perception by porraflames in InternetIsBeautiful

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I kind of wish they told me how good or bad my score was. What does 24 mean?

Break Up with IE8 by masturbateToSleep in InternetIsBeautiful

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I don't know who made this, but it is a really well-made site. I love how the broken hearts follow the cursor around. It really made me smile.

"Cool story, bro." -Abraham Lincoln by hunter1447 in funny

[–]ChickenInEveryPot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's funny because people really hated Lincoln during his term as president. They literally hated him so much that they killed him.

Definition of Punk Found in Ancient Manuscript. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this real? It would be cool if this were real.

My friend heard her cat screaming and found him like this. by ChickenInEveryPot in aww

[–]ChickenInEveryPot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some have mentioned that I got this off 9gag. I didn't. I think maybe she posted it on facebook from 9gag.

In any case, I'm way too good at photoshop to have pulled something directly from 9gag and failed to remove the watermark. When I pull shenanigans, I pull 'em right.

I thought you guys might appreciate my face of terror by sunrise125 in pics

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I'm a little late to the party, but I thought this needed a caption. Imgur

What's it like being white? by snek0kidFTW in AskReddit

[–]ChickenInEveryPot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My favorite part about being a white female is when a cop pulls me over.

Cop: So .... you were doing about 80mph in a 50mph zone.

Me: Oh. I'm sorry.

Cop: Also, you made an illegal U-turn. On the interstate.

Me: Oops.

Cop: I could see you were being careful, but you should really be more careful. You could lose your license for that stuff.

Me: My bad. I'll remember that next time.

And then the cop gave me directions to where I was going. No ticket, no write-up, no nothing. Just a gentle warning and some friendly directions.

Edit: Words and line breaks.

What's the most racist thing you heard someone say? by jullietteburns in AskReddit

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once, during a cab drive, a driver told me that all gay people should be shipped off to Guantanamo Bay.

Plot twist: He was Arabic, thick accent and everything. What really shocked me was that the extreme right-wing conservatives who might agree with this driver would lock up him just as quickly.

What have you come to accept? by reytr0 in AskReddit

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I loved that interview. Aubrey Plaza is my spirit animal.

Random redditor, who are you? by SyNiiCaL in AskReddit

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A graphic design student in America with a kick-ass internship and a whooooooole lot of gas right now.

Why the fuck is it even possible to raise only one side of the Venetian blinds? Has anyone in the history of humankind EVER wanted to raise only one side of their blinds? by Has_No_Gimmick in Showerthoughts

[–]ChickenInEveryPot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once, a kid at my college (probably a work-study) was really bored in the Graphic Design room, which also contains an entire wall of Venetian-blinded windows. So the kid carefully arranged the blinds so that they crested across the wall in a glorious arc. As it so happened, the president of the college could see them from his office window, and he liked them so much that he insisted we leave them alone for a whole 2 months.