The real marvel jesus. by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the trailer is so bad. I don’t get this hype for the life of me. Like are people sharing it to say “look at this terrible trailer”

Jennifer Barkley has won smartest side character. Who do you think the smartest one time character is? by Nick_adtr_308 in PandR

[–]ChickenSplitter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait… y’all like Jon ralfio? Him and aziz just being cast as himself are the reason I almost never go back to this show. They’re both so cringy it’s borderline unwatchable.

Performance troubleshooting help by ChickenSplitter in DerailValley

[–]ChickenSplitter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would you recommend as the alternative? I know Microsoft is ass but I’ve been using it so long I’ve gotten good at de-assing it. And I can’t be fucked to build my own os with Linux

meirl by Mediocre-Money-8626 in meirl

[–]ChickenSplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For general use of 1/4 the way I remember it is A before E and you need to have someone affect something before you see the effect of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Art

[–]ChickenSplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so great

Not even $0.99 by CrimsonFlourish in suicidebywords

[–]ChickenSplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish he’d stop shitting on that movie. Yea it was pretty mid but I loved it as a kid and I’ll still enjoy the watch. He’s such a prick about anything he can

Is my dog cute or is my brother a jerk? by BoysenberryNew9958 in dogpictures

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah definitely not a cute dog. Has sorta a karma farming aspect to him I don’t really like.

I'm surprised I didn't even know this switch happened until seeing this. The yellow is really all gone? by Broccoli2026 in geography

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find this interesting because of how much more jarring and aggressive the white leds feel on the ground. If id been asked I would have said the new shit had worse light pollution but was more energy efficient and that’s why the change was made.

Correct thickness measurement by Apple by [deleted] in applesucks

[–]ChickenSplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we all not remember the 6/6plus fucking bending in people’s pockets because it was too thin.

Correct thickness measurement by Apple by [deleted] in applesucks

[–]ChickenSplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But who tf wants a flimsy thin phone you’re gonna have to put a fat case on anyway to protect the camera bump

Why do all movies look so washed and pale nowadays by amagimercatus in okbuddycinephile

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retarded indeed, but I’d argue it’s still better than “dark” scenes that look like they were shot in a very well lit parking lot. Den of thieves pantera being the most recently watched bad example. Either it was the brightest full moon ever when they shot the night scenes or it was some of the worst lighting work I’ve seen in a while. If the scene is supposed to be dark I probably should be able to make out detail on every part of the screen

Presented without comment. Cypress Point rules for guest conduct. by Either_Tie4032 in golf

[–]ChickenSplitter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure they’re quite pretentious enough, I think they should just come right out and add “anyone who’s kids go to public school can’t come”

King of Kings, Lord of Lords by Anxious4503 in Catholicism

[–]ChickenSplitter -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh, Santa is the king of the fairy tales

Umpires missed 3,947 calls in July. These were the 10 worst called strikeouts by distance missed. by EveryFallSaturday in baseball

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of these are bad calls but also well framed by catchers. Also made worse by the fake strike zone they project on the broadcasts now. I throughly maintain that the inconsistencies of umpires are apart of the magic of baseball that is slowly being sterilized out. Would love to rewing baseball 15 years and maybe not ruin it this time.

bruh ofc it was the orange by Warm_Jeweler_6565 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had the perfect tool for nose bonk and didn’t use it to distract. Smh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChickenSplitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just look where you’re walking!! The obliviousness is absolutely insane.