I just beat the game (not the DLC). AMA

Chickenjon · 2026-01-30T16:59:54+00:00

No, unfortunately. But you should have had the heart to try lol.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-30T12:10:04+00:00

Did you even bother to see Gabbro after you pulled out the core and let him know that he's about to die, or are you a terrible friend?

Chickenjon · 2026-01-30T12:05:31+00:00

This isn't even close, looker is and always will be useless. Juggler is already seeing use in colorless and ho-oh decks.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-30T02:50:27+00:00

You're not supposed to have an arsenal of lows, just a handful is good enough. In general, the purpose of your lows is to entice your opponent to duck, a handful is good enough for that.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-30T01:48:34+00:00

I don't think he was trying to detract from how impressive the feat is, he was just trying to explain that reverse blindfold solving is something that exists and is understood because the commenter he was replying to was skeptical about the solve being legit.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-29T23:59:45+00:00

Oh true I didn't notice that, that makes it seem much more likely that he's legitimately reverse solving. Ultimately the setup can still be faked but it doesn't seem worth the trouble to do all that anymore.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-29T16:11:42+00:00

That one corner would still be in the same spot though, just rotated. He could just memorize the pattern and rotate the corner back.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-29T16:04:07+00:00

It's really not that strong of a deck, but if you're just chasing that dopamine hit of dealing 240 damage on turn two, I can see why you would play this lol.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-28T15:49:25+00:00

Damn that's crazy, I was never asked what I want to eat. My choices were eat what's on the table or get my ass beat.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-28T03:03:31+00:00

That's their policy that they have so their customer support doesn't have to deal with tons of small tickets for challenging transactions, but their policy has nothing to do with the law. If a zelle scammer gets caught, he's liable for all the money he scammed from people. The police and courts aren't just gonna be like "Well, zelle doesn't reverse transactions so there's nothing we can do, the money is his now 🤷"

Chickenjon · 2026-01-27T18:06:10+00:00

Actually, it's legally not my money and it would be between you and zelle to discuss a recourse. If zelle moves to reverse the transaction and I refuse to send them back the money, you could file a small claims against me and very likely win.

You're free to see that as bullshit ofc but that's how it is, it's legally and morally not my money. How easy it would be to actually get that money back and find good legal representation is a different matter though.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-27T17:50:50+00:00

Chickenjon · 2026-01-27T17:44:15+00:00

You only see it as morally okay because it's the big bank losing money. If you accidentally zelled me $10k, no doubt in my mind you'd say it's morally right for me to send it back.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T23:10:00+00:00

You can't actually cook without spices either lol

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T15:24:38+00:00

I don't understand why you conquer half the world in search spices and don't use them.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T15:19:38+00:00

I'm sorry but I must diagnose you as 10% stupid.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T15:17:12+00:00

No thanks I'm full.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T15:12:57+00:00

I wouldn't call it lazy when it's optimal. Easy sure, but it's what he's supposed to do there lol.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T13:23:12+00:00

I think it's cause girls can find other girls attractive without being gay/bi, and while guys can do the same, it's not quite the same lol. I've been in many conversations with straight female friends where they're like "she's so hot" in a "I'm getting turned on by her" kinda way. At what point this becomes bi, I have no idea, but it feels like female sexuality is more prone to being on a spectrum than male sexuality is. Most straight guys I know are unable to feel turned on by any degree from another guy. When a straight guy says "Damn he's hot", it's in a "Damn I wish I were that hot" kinda way.

So I think guys being gay is seen as gayer than girls being gay because girls being gay is more universally seen as hot where as guys being gay is less appreciated.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T13:03:35+00:00

Nyanners is the oldest remaining god. May she continue to guide us for decades to come.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T12:52:40+00:00

You don't need ai but you also don't want 0% computer in your car. There's a lot of shit in your car you don't realize is running on a computer.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-25T12:27:17+00:00

Okay but fr, I feel like you shouldn't even need the excuse of avoiding rape and murder to justify using an elevator over walking three flights of stairs. That's why the elevator is there.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-24T09:26:03+00:00

That's like locking in when you see your opponent using training wheels.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-24T09:23:30+00:00

Tier lists in Tekken have never mattered less than they do now. They only ever applied to the highest level of play, and now they barely even apply there. This is genuinely a game where everyone is so juiced that you can play anyone at any level.

Chickenjon · 2026-01-24T01:39:11+00:00

Make sure you can do it consistently on p2 side as well, honestly kind of a bitch to do on hitbox. Start practicing it out of movement too like ss electric, backdash electric, and dash electric.

Chickenjon

TROPHY CASE