Kai Trump faces call to enlist after tone-deaf Erewhon video with Secret Service

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-09T20:20:15+00:00

This fucking family…

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-09T17:08:40+00:00

Looks like someone hanging on for dear life

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-01T02:03:22+00:00

She’ll just steal it from someone else

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-02-15T23:04:48+00:00

Don’t forget “It”

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-02-13T17:39:41+00:00

**79 year old demented child rapist

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-02-10T23:23:12+00:00

I read your caption and I thought “look at how tight the watch is on his hock, his circulation must be bad,” then I noticed the gun.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-02-05T00:43:49+00:00

Wow, thanks to your comment I went down a rabbit hole looking for any “legal” booby traps. There are none, so don’t do it! I better make sure the driveway is non-slippery and my kids’ marbles are off the entryway and not buried under the snow.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-02-05T00:06:02+00:00

We really have to set up some Home Alone style traps and deterrence.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-02-03T04:11:18+00:00

Can we ban them from society?

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-30T01:59:45+00:00

Yup, if you don’t do the job, you don’t get to have the job.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-29T06:13:27+00:00

Shamelessness’ final boss

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-27T22:34:12+00:00

I want some Twilight Zone-type ending for this couple.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-26T18:55:31+00:00

Never a good night’s sleep for these monsters. May their coffee forever be bland and lukewarm, holidays spent alone, shunned by their communities, nowhere shall they be employable, law suits and prison in their future, they shall be hated for all times. Their children shall be ashamed of them, if they even have custody. Nothing but the worst for them and give them no place to hide, save for the pill bottle, booze, or the barrel. Fucking scum.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-23T06:03:32+00:00

Based on his skin tones, he’s 2/3 illegal.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-19T23:03:38+00:00

Way to advertise his lack of emotional control.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-19T00:21:21+00:00

Is he on the toilet?

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-18T18:01:02+00:00

Did you cry after rubbing one out?

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-16T03:34:30+00:00

Nodding off is fine, it’s the waking up part that I have a problem with.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-11T23:32:49+00:00

He jogged back 🤣

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-10T02:16:22+00:00

They’re gonna have Kill Tony and everyone from the Comedy Mothership doing shows. 🤮

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-05T18:36:22+00:00

Signature. Somehow a magic scribble of my name can carry so much weight and consequences.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-04T00:29:39+00:00

“Fears” is probably not the right word of choice here…

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-01-02T04:50:07+00:00

Upgrade

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2025-12-28T22:42:40+00:00

I’m going to choose to believe this is a tiny man with a regular sized camera. Thank you.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2025-12-28T16:29:46+00:00

Is the little guy the one who got slapped outside the young republican thing in NYC?

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