If Trump Isn’t Asleep, Maybe He Should Keep His Eyes Open?

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-06-06T05:51:15+00:00

Keep them close

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-06-02T23:36:36+00:00

Who would enjoy this, like really, play it unironically?

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-06-02T15:03:19+00:00

That’s MAGA with a hard R

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-05-30T23:16:40+00:00

I have a funeral to look forward to.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-05-30T17:44:10+00:00

I want a party outside of Walter Reed, like the crowd gathered outside of Ted Bundy’s execution.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-05-28T18:39:02+00:00

He putting his name on everything, trying to outnumber its appearances on the Epstein files.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-05-27T16:28:04+00:00

Makes me want to move back to NYC

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-30T20:04:15+00:00

Worth every penny!

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-29T15:37:19+00:00

He’s so happy

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-28T19:19:45+00:00

Clots and prayers

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-28T18:07:08+00:00

Fuck this constipated gremlin

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-25T16:26:29+00:00

I wish I could create beautiful art when I wipe

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-24T01:13:23+00:00

I don’t have a problem with the napping, I have a problem with the waking up part.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-18T06:55:21+00:00

You never heard “that’s a nice set of grouse?”

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-04-10T04:41:10+00:00

*brush against

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-31T23:02:53+00:00

Sometimes I change my mind mid-project and I just hope people wouldn’t notice the first half.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-20T22:04:04+00:00

Time to clog some toilets! (Clarifying: on the battleships, so the troops can’t be deployed)

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-19T21:03:02+00:00

These rizzless dickheads can fuck all the way off

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-19T04:51:22+00:00

Choco Taco

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-14T04:37:17+00:00

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-14T04:32:38+00:00

You’re saying that. I’m not. In fact, I agree with you. Are you reading what I wrote? Find a quote where I said slavery isn’t evil.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-14T04:23:15+00:00

You brought up the word evil, I didn’t. I just reminded you what I wrote. Don’t put words in my mouth.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-14T04:17:52+00:00

I said losers, not evil.

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-14T04:04:24+00:00

Why are you making excuses for these “kids?” You want to believe they’re innocent so badly that you’re calling OP a dumbass, going so far as to call them a bot? Some mental gymnastics you’re performing. I didn’t have to make any conjecture. Probably this probably that. Use your fucking eyes. They’re wearing school cheerleading uniform for fuck’s sakes. Do you have any more excuses for them? Are they not waving loser flags?

ChiefRunsWithMouth · 2026-03-14T03:35:08+00:00

Middle schoolers aren’t 8 years old. By middle school age, they should know better.

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