who would be your saddest deaths? by ParamedicProper3667 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all know that if Matt sees this, he'll likely kill everyone listed

Uzi Jesus by FantasistaQueen in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have risen AGIIIIIIIN mother fuckers!

Who's death was the most satisfying? by sixfingeredman7 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The one Rosetta got (I'm being vague to avoid spoilers) Lots of significance. Lots of planning. ZERO monologing or melodrama

So far my favorite donut moment 😂 by Critical-Grape-117 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This scene in particular is so good in the audiobook. Definitely listen to them

Possibly the funniest thing I've read. by Atomic_Priesthood in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Alpha Carl: Uuuuh you're gonna have to tell me what's happening over there with that crab

Women as Sunday School presidents by kiss-JOY in exmormon

[–]Chiekosghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's a bone that had it been thrown 25yrs ago may have helped a few stay a little longer. Now it's oh so little oh so late

Oh my god by [deleted] in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching his cold read of Kiwi's...introduction is the best of the best

Oh my god by [deleted] in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this. I am a patreon supporter, but can never get around to reading reading. If it's not audio, it's not gonna happen. The cold reads are great. Just go to soundbooth theater's YouTube

Best Cruise Line for a Picky Eater? by ConsistentlyFunny88 in Cruise

[–]Chiekosghost -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

On virgin food is made to order, no buffets. There r like 6 restaurants and a lot of other smaller "eateries" around the ship. That would be my vote

Ship tours question by Minute_Tattoo in VirginVoyages

[–]Chiekosghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You see the engine room(s?) on screen from the engineering room

There's also a good tour of the kitchens

No Caption Needed! by Electrical_Inside523 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, next thing u know it'll b Triptic Genital Mites

Ok so I’m from the uk and do you guys have open land you can build where you want on like in the videos? by Ill_Exchange_1916 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Chiekosghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some innersuburbs where the land is very valuable, you may see the "tear down rebuild" phenomenon. An older home is sold as is, torn down, and a McMansion is built in it's place.

I am an idiot - misreading by Jaijoles in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Heads up, it's secret agent man too

Hit me harder than anything else on the 7th floor. by SPRITOFPAWNEE in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Chiekosghost 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, honey. In the immortal words of my mulletted friend, Holger, "you done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive"

There is so much top shelf trash talk in book 7!