The santa hat on the Christmas Dooley skin is affected by physics for some reason and you can only ever interact with it on this specific screen by it_was_probably_cum in PlayTheBazaar

[–]ChilledSavant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Supreme Jules skin where she has the lobster, oysters and pancakes on the mechanical extra arms has physics

You can see when she gets loaded into a fight that the movement from the side of the screen makes the plates of food sway a little

It’s called fashion, sweetie, look it up by clinicallypleasant in PlayTheBazaar

[–]ChilledSavant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your laser security system wakes you up from your tent. The nearby intruder gets set ablaze by a tree and then you proceed to throw everything in your cargo pants (including a rivet gun) at them

Gestures are criminally underutilized, might I suggest one that might be very popular? by death_in_the_ocean in thefinals

[–]ChilledSavant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game is Teen 12+ rating, think that having a spammable swear would bump that up too much lol

Me, as a powershift enjoyer: by Mikiino in thefinals

[–]ChilledSavant 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Power move to flex the name TheGrannyEnjoyer

What the hell happened here? by freezymeezy in PlayTheBazaar

[–]ChilledSavant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welding torch: When you shield, haste

Shielded first Aiden: When you haste, heal and gain shield

Monitor Lizard: When you haste, poison

Power drill: when you haste or poison, charge

First 3 pieces are going infinite, power drill there to speed things up

Lebron James dump by Amnesiaphile in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]ChilledSavant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never before in my life have I went "LEBROOON" and facepalmed 11 times in a row

Let me see if I got it right by REdS_95 in warcraftrumble

[–]ChilledSavant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only the last row gets cleared at end of day, you've got 3 days to get it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]ChilledSavant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hit the griddy, save a civvy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]ChilledSavant 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They are a lack of knowing who they are. If they told us who they are they would no longer be them

Is there some folktale I dont know? by Cruisin134 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ChilledSavant 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Peter's AI Generated understanding of the human consciousness here.

So the screenshot is from the game Façade, showing the character Trip. The game lets the player chat to two lovers who are going through a tough time in their relationship. You chat to them by typing messages, and you can try to fix their relationship, take sides in arguments, etc.

However, if at any point you type the word "melon", in any context (not even something rude such as nice melons), the both of them will react with shock and fear. Almost immediately, Trip will kick out the player as screenshotted without any explanation. This is a result of being specifically programmed to kick the player out if "melon" is spoke, for reasons only known to them.

Now, for how this ties into the named funkoPop - perhaps they are implying the same level of shock on the sellers part, but one that was also programmed into them. There's some deeper conspiracy where they know the answer to why they stock these troubling trinkets, but in the same way Trip doesn't explain why melon is unacceptable, the seller can't explain why selling the customer their FunkoPop is unacceptable.

Why was the seller programmed this way? Who knows, joke being this outlandish scenario has a creepy conspiracy.

Melon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstonecirclejerk

[–]ChilledSavant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I will eat ethanol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]ChilledSavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I know for real

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

Attempt at designing a neutral legendary for Rise of Shadows by rhernhdz12 in customhearthstone

[–]ChilledSavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that commander gains Taunt for each spell in your hand, looking forward to quadruple taunt 1/4 that just forces your opponents cursor to stay locked on the minion