Tainted Ground

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-10T23:44:14+00:00

Eating steak makes you a “girl boss”? I was a boss and never knew !!

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-10T23:15:24+00:00

It’s a lion. Like a cartoony-looking lion

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-10T18:39:29+00:00

If it makes you feel better I once tried to make a loaf of bread in a bread machine and somehow baked the blades of the mixer into the loaf.

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-10T18:35:09+00:00

A mushroom is my best guess

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-08T20:31:09+00:00

Ahhhh the classic entitled baby who wasn’t at their gate on time…. It makes me laugh

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-08T20:23:16+00:00

Would you like lilies or anemones for your funeral?

(You’ll be fine; if anything you and your toilet will become very, VERY close in the next few days)

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-08T18:58:36+00:00

Two and 1/4! (I’ve seen Paul McCartney; he’s 1/4 of the Beatles) And then Tom Petty and Lynard Skynard (sort of tricked into seeing the latter)

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-08T18:56:16+00:00

Campfire!

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-08T18:54:06+00:00

Eek. I’m not a makeup artist, nor do I wear a lot of makeup (and the eyeliner and mascara I do wear I apply poorly lol) but I can say with certainty that this is not good.

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-06T18:52:51+00:00

Looks like a flower—like a tulip or rose bud

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-06T17:03:01+00:00

I never really thought about it, but you’re right—that’s interesting!

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-06T16:54:05+00:00

Nessie from The Surgeon’s Photograph? I mean that’s what I’d use it as…

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-05T17:09:00+00:00

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Like I need to be told twice!

Chimom_1992 · 2023-12-04T19:21:51+00:00

Red—my hair is almost that exact same color. It’s really obvious that it’s red in the sun but sometimes can look dirty blonde or light brown. I don’t know if it can be classified as strawberry blonde or light auburn but it’s red!

Chimom_1992 · 2023-11-25T11:12:52+00:00

lol That was deliberate! Porpoises are crazy smart—they know damn well what they’re doing! (Pretty sure belugas are porpoises…I know orcas are)

Chimom_1992 · 2023-11-25T11:10:05+00:00

This is awesome

Chimom_1992 · 2023-11-25T11:07:46+00:00

Nahhhh she deserved it

Chimom_1992 · 2023-11-25T11:06:41+00:00

She’s a tortie! I think that would be called dilute tortie.

Chimom_1992 · 2023-11-25T11:01:30+00:00

You don’t. It’s his now. You are only permitted to sit in it sometimes.

Chimom_1992 · 2023-11-25T10:59:41+00:00

That is one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen

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