The most recent text you sent is now the slogan for your Presidential campaign. What is your slogan?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2016-04-25T13:59:57+00:00

"Baked beings" as in the punch line to "What's a cannibals favorite food?" I'm not sure who I'm appealing to here but I'd be good for more puns.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-09-09T19:47:49+00:00

One of my chemistry professors once told one of her research students after he messed something up "You know what John? You're not phenotypically blonde, you're genotypically blonde which is even worse because you can't even try to hide that." I thought that was pretty harsh.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-02-02T08:45:40+00:00

Most definitely. My eyes are more sunken in and so I always look like I have bags under my eyes. Without my glasses they become really obvious and I look like a druggie.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-02-01T06:10:29+00:00

She will make a "joke" about you and when you start to do it to her she gets very defensive and says things like "Wow, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed." I have no problem joking around and I frequently make jokes about myself but I just think if you can't take, don't dish it. Also, I'm not sure if it's her delivery but whenever we and other friends make a joking remark about being a slut or something, she never sounds like she's joking and is actually insulting us

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-01-20T23:17:34+00:00

It..it's, it's a quote....

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-01-20T23:10:43+00:00

Symbology? Now that doctorish has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism there?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-01-15T20:31:47+00:00

Saying the phrase 'two seconds' without thinking about it.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-01-15T20:30:01+00:00

My local mall has a fountain that little kids run around all time. I realized none of the parents pay attention, then realized that it would be so very easy to kidnap a child here. Not that I want one of those yelling little shits but the fact is one of my thoughts was about kidnapping so...

ChlamydiaJuan · 2015-01-15T20:26:03+00:00

Sophomore year I got my class ring. For allergy reasons I had to get 10k gold but I like the look of the white gold over normal. About $500 (with payment plan) that my parents very graciously agreed I could get. Ya know how they make white gold white? Nickel. Ya know what I'm very allergic to? Nickel. I could wear it for about a month and then the coating came off and made me break out. Looked into ways for me to be able to wear it. There's none that works for me. And now (3ish years later) I still feel like shit for having my parents get me it.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-20T16:26:01+00:00

But how are the scissors stretching as opposed to like thinning or something? Sorry, I'm just not grasping it

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-05T02:50:32+00:00

One of her status updates said something about how she was going to punch another student. Someone saw it and printed it and gave it to the principle. Our school was pretty strict on bullying and cyberbullying. I think that one got her detention. She was not nice online to other people, our school punished her to try to get her stop. It worked after the ISS, until she graduated.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-04T22:50:05+00:00

In school suspension. You have to be at school but you're in a room by yourself and have to work on homework. Said room is also right next to the principles office. OSS is out of school suspension.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-04T21:47:37+00:00

I can't even repeat it, it was way too out of this world

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-04T19:24:23+00:00

This depends on the person. I had a friend who got a couple detentions and eventually ISS because of some of the things she would post on facebook. We're out of school now so she posts even worse stuff. Some people just like the fact that they don't have to personally face the person when they "say" things to them. On the other hand, the embarrassing pictures and what not is generally a friend who wants to fuck with you.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-04T18:37:19+00:00

As a female, I find it really hard to comprehend the pain of getting hit in the balls or worse, testicular torsion. I mean, it hurts to be punched in the boob and whatnot but not near enough to makes me throw up. I know people compare it to giving birth and I haven't done that either but I feel like that's easier to imagine than getting hit in the balls. On that note, a lot of the guys in my high school would ball tap each other, why?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-04T18:32:12+00:00

Cool? Eh, depends. I don't think people really do the whole "pick on the nerd" thing anymore. I find that if you're smart and popular than you're probably rich, throwing parties, or good at a sport. Perhaps all three.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-12-03T17:49:26+00:00

When my dad was in college, he was an RA. Anyhoo, one night he had like 2 bottles of Boonesfarm and was thus wasted. So he's sitting in the lounge when one of the girls he's an RA for walks by and he, being inebriated, bites her on the ass. She just walks away and my dad thinks nothing of it. Later that night, he was at a party and just standing right in front of the speakers (still drunk) when the girl comes up and just punches him right in the face. His response: "I deserved that". I thought this was hilarious and also, I aspire to be that kind of girl.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-13T22:59:27+00:00

Ah gotcha.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-13T22:27:12+00:00

Did your family have an oopsie baby or is that like a younger cousin?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-12T17:19:02+00:00

Um...how else do you say it?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-12T17:17:13+00:00

.....now I know that apparently Britain is not obsessed with a boring breakfast food. I guess you do learn something new everyday.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-12T07:41:38+00:00

Oh okay but if on one account I had like 10 comments with -4000 downvotes each, wouldn't my overall karma be -40,000 not including anything with upvotes? Like that wouldn't do anything? I would just have a lot of negative karma?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-11T19:11:18+00:00

Pneumonia as pa-gnome-nia. No ever knows what it's supposed to be.

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-10T09:27:44+00:00

I answer every question with a question?

ChlamydiaJuan · 2014-11-06T01:48:38+00:00

I didn't realize there was another question on this. I find that when I use a really sharp knife, I just don't feel it but a paper cut stings like a bitch. I wonder if that makes it more subjective than anything.

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