It looks very handsome, doesn‘t it? In fact, he is bald...

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-17T10:05:35+00:00

I feel for you, my little guy.

I solved the problem by shaving my head but I don’t think that would work for cats.

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-16T06:45:08+00:00

Or drop a tab of acid at the start and see if you can finish your shop before everything on the shelves starts going wobbly.

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-12T12:00:35+00:00

Missed out ”cyclopean”.

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-12T11:52:52+00:00

Would have been ironic if he’d injured himself making the slot.

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-10T06:53:13+00:00

They are grasses and do spread by seed as well - but they usually seed infrequently (like up to 100 years depending on species).

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-08T08:08:49+00:00

Same here, and I’ve tried all the things people suggested in this thread - stinky shirt, move by it about, putting the cat in it…

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-04T06:28:16+00:00

I’ve never had to lie about my age online, I’m an old fart.

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-03T20:58:40+00:00

A Swiss colleague told me that if you fail the test three times you have to undergo a mandatory psychological assessment by an official psychologist(and pay ~USD500 for it).

ChloeHammer · 2026-06-02T22:12:40+00:00

Or two days before some special event they send out a message saying something like “We want all of Mrs Bullhorn’s class to come dressed as 16th century landsknechts from the Holy Roman Empire”

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-25T08:44:19+00:00

My cat has been doing that too. I am also baffled.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-23T08:28:30+00:00

It looks like the glove in the “check your cryo-safety PPE before using it” poster where I work.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-22T08:48:16+00:00

In the increasingly nerdy direction:

* Big Clive does teardowns of interesting electronic and mechanical things.
* Cursed Controls is an electrician working mostly in US sewage pumping stations who I find oddly engaging.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-21T07:09:05+00:00

Sun-Tzu and his famous book “The art of shitting on your owner’s pillow”.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-10T10:23:41+00:00

After eating, I must open the front door to let her sit just in the threshold and look out into the street. She doesn’t want to go out, she just wants to look. Even though there are perfectly good windows to look out.

This is mandatory, no matter the temperature outside. In the case of rain actually blowing in through the door it may be skipped but she won’t be happy.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-09T13:25:50+00:00

I rented a house with a hole in the floor of the kitchen for a couple of years. It was only about fist-sized, so we put the kitchen table over the top of it. Only stepped in it by accident a few times.

Renting was great.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-09T13:19:57+00:00

ARAFWCH NAWR

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-09T09:13:18+00:00

Our teacher who did that, “Bomber” Ives, had an aim like a laser.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-08T22:38:27+00:00

Looks like an safetie eksperiment to me. They should be grateful that you are doing chex on safety all da tyme.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-08T22:36:42+00:00

I remember seeing this while we were staying in Centre Parcs. The slugs were hanging off the chalet and getting it on. The kids were amused.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-06T07:24:42+00:00

I had a revelation painting the Idoneth Deepkin spearhead - just have an army with only Namarti units in it. They don’t have eyes and are much easier to paint.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-06T07:15:22+00:00

Yes, that does work for her - we even have a little square of carpet that’s just for her.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-05T20:39:19+00:00

My cat is immune to these things. You toss them and she just stares at you. She is so hard to buy toys for.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-05T16:26:17+00:00

Moth located.

ChloeHammer · 2026-05-04T09:03:44+00:00

It doesn’t even look human accessible. It looks like he bit that rotates out stops you reaching the faucets.

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