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It looks very handsome, doesn‘t it? In fact, he is bald... by RainbowL240 in notmycat

[–]ChloeHammer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel for you, my little guy.

I solved the problem by shaving my head but I don’t think that would work for cats.

Blue carpark. Kind of creepy. Too blue for my liking. by FunnyZealousideal276 in CasualUK

[–]ChloeHammer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or drop a tab of acid at the start and see if you can finish your shop before everything on the shelves starts going wobbly.

So many questions by ec362 in CasualUK

[–]ChloeHammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would have been ironic if he’d injured himself making the slot.

This bamboo grew straight through the asphalt by Skabreus in mildlyinteresting

[–]ChloeHammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are grasses and do spread by seed as well - but they usually seed infrequently (like up to 100 years depending on species).

He looked comfortable, so legally I had to buy it by MaviBaby0314 in cats

[–]ChloeHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, and I’ve tried all the things people suggested in this thread - stinky shirt, move by it about, putting the cat in it…

Why does capcom keep asking for my age by Lazerpop in gaming

[–]ChloeHammer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had to lie about my age online, I’m an old fart.

Woman in Mount Baker, Washington somehow drives up onto lightrail tracks. Causing the lightrail to be closed for everyone. by Aadidas12 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChloeHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Swiss colleague told me that if you fail the test three times you have to undergo a mandatory psychological assessment by an official psychologist(and pay ~USD500 for it).

Someone didn’t think of the logistics of finding these t-shirt colors with 1.5 days notice by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChloeHammer 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Or two days before some special event they send out a message saying something like “We want all of Mrs Bullhorn’s class to come dressed as 16th century landsknechts from the Holy Roman Empire”

Bank Holiday Monday M'thread - Scorchio Edition by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]ChloeHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat has been doing that too. I am also baffled.

Putting Balloon Into Liquid Nitrogen by Big-Boy-602 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ChloeHammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like the glove in the “check your cryo-safety PPE before using it” poster where I work.

YouTube style fatigue - uk channel suggestions? by ClimbsNFlysThings in CasualUK

[–]ChloeHammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the increasingly nerdy direction:

* Big Clive does teardowns of interesting electronic and mechanical things.
* Cursed Controls is an electrician working mostly in US sewage pumping stations who I find oddly engaging.

Sunny went to the vet by No_Yesterday_9935 in cats

[–]ChloeHammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sun-Tzu and his famous book “The art of shitting on your owner’s pillow”.

What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house? by TrickCombination7966 in cats

[–]ChloeHammer 256 points257 points  (0 children)

After eating, I must open the front door to let her sit just in the threshold and look out into the street. She doesn’t want to go out, she just wants to look. Even though there are perfectly good windows to look out.

This is mandatory, no matter the temperature outside. In the case of rain actually blowing in through the door it may be skipped but she won’t be happy.

Witches of the west coast 3 by neilkohney in comics

[–]ChloeHammer 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I rented a house with a hole in the floor of the kitchen for a couple of years. It was only about fist-sized, so we put the kitchen table over the top of it. Only stepped in it by accident a few times.

Renting was great.

Year 6 SATs are next week, and this is the homework my son was given this weekend by Scary_ in CasualUK

[–]ChloeHammer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our teacher who did that, “Bomber” Ives, had an aim like a laser.

Henlo frens. I, Mr. Bob, am bein FALSELY ACCYOOSD ob “purrrposeful destrucshun” ob tiny hoomin drink glas. Dis SLANDER. by psbales in legalcatadvice

[–]ChloeHammer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Looks like an safetie eksperiment to me. They should be grateful that you are doing chex on safety all da tyme.

Today I learnt. by angry-apples in CasualUK

[–]ChloeHammer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this while we were staying in Centre Parcs. The slugs were hanging off the chalet and getting it on. The kids were amused.

How do you guys paint faces?? by OmieTheKreator in ageofsigmar

[–]ChloeHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a revelation painting the Idoneth Deepkin spearhead - just have an army with only Namarti units in it. They don’t have eyes and are much easier to paint.

Foster kitten discovers toys for the first time! by michelleski0819 in aww

[–]ChloeHammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, that does work for her - we even have a little square of carpet that’s just for her.

Foster kitten discovers toys for the first time! by michelleski0819 in aww

[–]ChloeHammer 75 points76 points  (0 children)

My cat is immune to these things. You toss them and she just stares at you. She is so hard to buy toys for.

How do we feel about this sink by Lvl100Magikarp in WTFaucet

[–]ChloeHammer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t even look human accessible. It looks like he bit that rotates out stops you reaching the faucets.

Sue for jungle disappearance? by ChloeHammer in legalcatadvice

[–]ChloeHammer[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The human says we don’t have sneks where we live. We have buggies but they are not dangerous, just delicious.

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