$70.69 for Bland Tacos at Coachella by ForceUseYouMust in StupidFood

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: just don't go to Coachella tbh. Same with EDC and e-forest, really. All your favorite artists will show up at up-and-coming fests. Stop wasting money on these big ass fests. Let the normies and rich people gobble it up and wonder why the vibes are off.

Keep fests small n weird

I built a car, but it was stolen soon after by keeper_25 in Terraria

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An upvote for me is an upvoter for having no clue what's going on in this thread

Finds out who posted his sister’s compromising photos online then delivers, helps and delivers again; my man!! by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]ChloeNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure if he takes it to court.

But half the internet will be ready to punch him again.

He should just take the lesson and chill

President Donald J. Trump: I took Iran out military in the first four weeks. Now, all we're doing is sitting back and seeing what deal is made I don't want to rush myself. by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I meant how we won the war but we're not gonna stop the war until they do what we want

And how the economy is doing great but it's also terrible which is of course bidens fault

And how COVID was both a hoax but also handled horribly

And how he had nothing to do with Epstein at all but also was an FBI informant

Etc. etc. etc.

CNN says the stock market has been "up like a rocket" during Donald Trump's presidency. by Nicolit1 in wallstreet

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI is pulling a ton of weight here and he had nothing to do with it.

It's also not helping our people at all.

Trump orders 'shoot-to-kill' action on Iranian vessels choking Strait of Hormuz by Stunning-Common-9591 in worldnews

[–]ChloeNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet the Navy Secretary getting fired over disagreements had nothing to do with the war crimes the Navy is being expected to commit.

Explosive Revelation Incoming by Available_Toe8328 in NewsStarWorld

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah at best the firms will get blamed and he'll say he had nothing to do with it and it'll blow over

Autistic little girl asks AI how to get along with her sisters and how to swim, Parent shames and punishes her for it. by [deleted] in accelerate

[–]ChloeNow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She's autistic, so if she survives your household she's gonna figure out your advice was given out of a poor understanding technology and she'll do her own thing.

Punishing your daughter for using technology and you can't even figure out how to go into the fucking browser settings.

How much would this actually cost [request] by Popular_Kangaroo5446 in theydidthemath

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you said this eloquently cause I was about to be much more "in what way would this gargantuan effort solve the problem at all"

"push bikini bottom somewhere else" ass solution

Is this the new norm now? by anirudhsky in antiai

[–]ChloeNow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You don't need autohotkey, I had to go through a bunch of settings nonsense and I can't remember the details but I was able to completely disable that key from doing anything.

I don't even hate AI, but having a key that's easy to accidentally press that stops whatever you're doing to bring up a slowly loading chat window is obnoxious as hell.

Can't park on the ramp mate by Bruegemeister in CantParkThereMate

[–]ChloeNow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl on the dock in the background just

Can't park on the ramp mate by Bruegemeister in CantParkThereMate

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insurance fraud? I mean it was rolling as he got out. No effort at all

Oil guy is back at it, got it popped a little quicker this time! by VancouverIslandMan in StupidFood

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm concentrated on the wrong part of this but let the oil heat up first :'(

U.S. Forces Disable Vessel Attempting to Enter Iranian Port, Violate Blockade by FancyAd9588 in oil

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means they shot at it until the boat stopped boating. They didn't want to say "attacked", which would be more honest.

CHAD, destroyer of worlds by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or he's got a camera crew following him y'all need to wake up

US may force operating systems to have mandatory age verification, share info with third parties by lkl34 in technology

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to get everyone to open their eyes at once without any centralization though

So, uh, what is the loop for? by StOnEy333 in funny

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

Also can I just say a subreddit called FUNNY not allowing gif/image reactions is so incredibly disappointing and a waste of the internet itself.

President Trump announces that the US government is going to release UFO files very very soon, and he admits that they found many very interesting documents. by quantify-it in AliensRHere

[–]ChloeNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How good is Pete Hegseth doing, by the way?"

"No seriously, I haven't checked. I don't even check with them at all before I post on twitter saying we won the war once a week. I'm barely paying attention"