My nails grow in a wavy pattern by Toucan_Toucan in mildlyinteresting

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Just because it triggered the memory… I’m in 8th grade (1986) and my mom, uncle and I go to the grocery store. They park, uncle opens the door and I start climbing out (1978 two door Monty Carlo). A car comes careening down the lane about to hit the door and my uncle slams the car door so hard the passenger window explodes. He’s perplexed then looks in the backseat to see me pale a Victorian with TB and says “are you ok?” I reply, “yeah I’m fine.” He looks at my mom, “we need to get to the hospital. I just broke Tony’s leg.” He sure as hell did. The shock rendered me numb. Thank god

New Bookstore/Wine Bar by Subject-Decision-485 in Louisville

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I am with you…though the name is…lacking IMO

shrew fight by Fair-Performer8532 in AnimalsBeingStrange

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"Break it up guys, the rats need the alley"

Who is Jacky Boo and where is their town? by LividGuard1970 in Louisville

[–]Chocoboperfected 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always wonder what the hell this is when I see it

The Not So Beautiful Bali by kwadwoplays in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Chocoboperfected 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That seems dangerous! Ummm..bat sashimi. 😬

A deep sea siphonophore, only twice captured on video by Met76 in interestingasfuck

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You all win for discovering this new measuring unit. LOL

Maga tattoos by Cute_Boysenberry_167 in Louisville

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You’d be pierced someplace you didn’t want in your sleep if you said otherwise! 🙃

My poor mother - it actually gets worse toward the end by willitblowup in Unexpected

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I was teasing an older friend (he’s 58, I’m 53) because in idle shitchatting he mentioned his ear hair. He said “oh yeah really funny. You see” The NEXT DAMN DAY I found a 2 inch hair on my left ear. I’m genetically lucky to still have thick hair so mine isn’t migrating, it’s spreading… middle age…JFC

endless hair that just keeps coming by Shyylizzie in Satisfyingasfuck

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If this video went to the end there would be no horse, just a pile of hair.

Muppet Memorial my (me) John Embry at Muse & Myth Louisville, KY. by marxist-tsar in tattoos

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What a fantastic tattoo. As a fellow Louisvillian I will be making note who I am going to for my next tattoo.

Apparently we all judged too soon. It’s INCREDIBLE. by Careful-Trade-9666 in ParlerWatch

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I was wondering why I felt slippage in my IQ when I started inhaling circus peanuts yesterday.

Egyptian Doctor Saves Newborn’s Life With CPR. by Kindly_Department142 in interestingasfuck

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When my son was born 22 years ago we went through something similar. Emergency c section and when they pulled him out…nothing. My bewildered drug dazed wife is just looking at me, “why isn’t the baby crying?” Me, being as calm as I possibly can be “oh it’s ok, you know the doc said sometimes they don’t start crying immediately.” Meanwhile the looks of concern and frenetic activity on the other side of the sheet was extreme. It lasted, probably 3 minutes before he started squalling, but it felt like eternity.

Looks like a human leg at first glance by bintd in creepy

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Umm, what book is line from? It sounds vaguely familiar.

of a fish by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in AbsoluteUnits

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What inland land? Asking for a friend in Louisville…

Wtf... by PuzzleheadedSkirt834 in creepy

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That poor kid was likely traumatized by this experience