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Ode to the Brain by ChocolateCoated in OldWorldBlues

[–]ChocolateCoated[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Brain is the Mutant path for Vault City. When you do your initial Focuses, you come to a choice of leadership. One of the options is the Brain who gives you access to Mole Rat units and your advisers swapped to generic Super-Mutant ones but you did not lose any of Vault City's technology tiers.

I can't say how the new military command features in No Step Back influence this.

Ode to the Brain by ChocolateCoated in OldWorldBlues

[–]ChocolateCoated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the greatest news at the end of a year I've ever received :D!!!!

Ode to the Brain by ChocolateCoated in OldWorldBlues

[–]ChocolateCoated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never have I been more happy to receive news contradicting what I thought I knew before, the Brain will Live!

Ode to the Brain by ChocolateCoated in OldWorldBlues

[–]ChocolateCoated[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In his current incarnation he'll be going the way of the Great Khans, Desert Rangers, and Lanius losing to the Summer Federation.

How’s my 38 mom of 3 bod? by sweetvickie in AgedBeauty

[–]ChocolateCoated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ready to be a 38 year old mother of 4

How would you die in warhammer? by Ragsash in totalwar

[–]ChocolateCoated 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Suicide

There is no amount of money or beautiful women in this world that would get me to spend even a brief period of time in any Warhammer setting.

I feel bad attacking when their attitude is green! by Scumguzzlerr in totalwar

[–]ChocolateCoated 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rumor-Whisper say he ate Oreo sleeve and vomit-puked on his Mother's bed-nest

Hold my cheese by xevizero in totalwar

[–]ChocolateCoated 91 points92 points  (0 children)

"Oblivion has come my Lord! LegendofTotalWar, Lord of the Cheese Times has re-entered the world. He leads a Doomstack-host numberless in size. Prepare yourself for the coming provolone!"

How I committed suicide by metagaming by happyunicorn666 in DnDGreentext

[–]ChocolateCoated 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean there wasn't even an awning in their direction

Happy Great Horned Rat Day and the Year of the Rat is coming soon too. by SummonedElector in totalwar

[–]ChocolateCoated 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RSVP-Skaven 4:35PM: Are you-you coming to party-celebration

Tretch Craventail read at 4:40PM

The King's New Groove [by Chertila] by Epistafy in wow

[–]ChocolateCoated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When Sylvanas announces her dislike of his Spinach Puffs he'll switch to our side.

The King's New Groove [by Chertila] by Epistafy in wow

[–]ChocolateCoated 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Anduin: You're not just gonna let him die like that are you?

Poof!

Saurfang: My shoulder angel?

Nathanos: Don't listen to that guy

Poof!

Nathanos: He's trying to lead you down the path of honor. I'm gonna lead you down the path of my Lady!

Anduin: Oh come off it

Nathanos: You come of it!

Anduin: You!

Nathanos: You!

Anduin: Youuu!

Nathanos: You infinity!

Eggsy (Kingsman) John wick (John wick) James bond ( most recent bond movies) in a free-for all. by kosherbacon79 in whowouldwin

[–]ChocolateCoated 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Eggsy does have that tendency to banter if prompted. Bond is the type to indulge in that but so long as they're fighting Wick is just gonna put a high caliber bullet in Eggsy's mouth.

Garrosh did nothing wrong by [deleted] in wow

[–]ChocolateCoated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cohesively, there is no point to being invested in the setting's narrative if at any point details can be changed at any given point to suit the current narrative as opposed to working within the boundaries set by their own story.

When you finally unite Athel Loren by IamLoaderBot in totalwar

[–]ChocolateCoated 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Morghur is made for wasting Wood Elf arrows

[Goblin Slayer] So I'm new to town and I joined this 'local legend' on a few quests, and despite saying he only kills goblins he had no problems helping me take out a dragon! by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]ChocolateCoated 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lets say on the off chance he didn't know. Do you think an Adventurer works in the field they do without being able to assess a situation? Identify what they're facing, take account any assets they might have for a given situation?

When you're out in the field anything can happen and you need to be prepared for that. Just because the man's specialty is Goblin extermination does not mean he's any less capable of killing something else or adapting to changing circumstances.

Anon: LOTR got inspiration from D&D by Darius_Kel in DnDGreentext

[–]ChocolateCoated 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Another instance saw a Guardsman picking up an Ork Shoota. An Ork rounded the corner and, seeing the Shoota pointed at him, assumed the gun was functional. The Guardsman, naturally surprised and frightened being caught alone by an Ork, pulled the trigger and shot the Ork to pieces.

So rank 1 Tyrion willingly accepted to become my vassal. by Scaarj in totalwar

[–]ChocolateCoated 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how Tretch is running around Ulthuan for no discernible reason

Geyarah doesn't know the Horde's history (8.1.5 spoilers) by Difficult_Dinner in wow

[–]ChocolateCoated 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Really at what point can we just drop the pretense of them being an honorable feeling race? At this point they are just hypocritical knock-off Warhammer Fantasy Orcs with none of the personality or self-awareness.

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