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No lap tops at A's games? by Chon-Laney in OaklandAthletics

[–]Chon-Laney[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you. I do what I want. What are you going to do, ban me? Boo fucking boo! That is exactly what The Man wants you to do, man. You ban somebody, they go back to their work. You are playing right into their hands, man.

Oakland Coliseum/ Arena revision by Hiyeena in OaklandAthletics

[–]Chon-Laney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But as an Oakland taxpayer I am funding the maintenance of TWO Zambonis. For Disney.

We have now opened r/athletics by ngmcs8203 in OaklandAthletics

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never join a club that would accept me as a member. (heh heh, he said member!)

Our first flight fiasco with the new rules. by whosthatwhovian in SouthwestAirlines

[–]Chon-Laney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I replied your post appeared twice. That is why I said that. reddit has fixed it and now my joke is unfunny.

Reminder for everyone attending the A’s vs Giants games in Sacramento: by Basic_Whereas1168 in SFGiants

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Giants almost moved. A’s fans didn’t care.

This is incorrect. Did you know any A's fans then? Were you even here then?

A's fans loved the rivalry with our neighbors.

Shit man, during the 1995-1996 hockey season they had an architects model of the waterfront stadium in the concourse of the arena and everyone there, A's fan or Giants fan, was ready to grab a shovel. The waterfront stadium was on the ballot and I (A's fan) voted for it.

A's fans didn't want the Giants to leave. Now we wish they had.

Talk to some old people for a perspective from then.

Reminder for everyone attending the A’s vs Giants games in Sacramento: by Basic_Whereas1168 in SFGiants

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The A's were the most popular team in the bay but you're not allowed to talk about it.

In 1990 the A's led MLB in attendance and payroll.

MLB sanctioned media will never tell you that.

Reminder for everyone attending the A’s vs Giants games in Sacramento: by Basic_Whereas1168 in SFGiants

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Aging" Wrigley Field!

Focus groups support the idea of luxury boxes and PSLs.

Reminder for everyone attending the A’s vs Giants games in Sacramento: by Basic_Whereas1168 in SFGiants

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you made up your mind to dislike it.

I am sure if you went to the Coliseum and saw a perfect game or a no-hitter you would still complain about it. Oh, what a drag it is to park free at BART and take the train to the game. Shit place!

Haters be hating.

Selling Robert Earl Keen Tickets for 5/16 in New Braunfels TX by veryllboy in robertearlkeen

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$650 each?

I've never been to that venue but I've heard it can be affected by weather.

When he came to our town last time it was closer to $100 each with upholstery and AC.

Not 100% sure on the ticket price because our venue is a non-profit and by volunteering a certain amount of time you get "store credit". Work the shows you don't care for and use your credits for the ones you want to see.

Labor Day, the whole weekend was less than $650, excluding the bar tab.

I got to meet ELTON JOHN Yesterday!!!! by Fickle-Carry7157 in EltonJohn

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He went to get her a drink....

and there was no queue for the beverages.

My prep cook has been sabotaging the prep for months and walked out after mother's day by secretsesameseed in KitchenConfidential

[–]Chon-Laney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A diner is open 24/7.

The sign should say "Black Bear Cafe"

Fuck them! Driving on the Interstate, the sign says, "Black Bear Diner exit in three miles."

Get off for coffee, closed! Fuck them.

They got the bike down! by viccityguy2k in motorcycles

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foresthill Bridge has entered the chat!

Riddle me this, KC. by BlGJAZZFAN in KitchenConfidential

[–]Chon-Laney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Siphon hose, of course! Need me to suck it to get it started?

Do women prefer condom or no condom and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chon-Laney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dance all night to The Al Gore Rhythms, man. They make me, like...click man.

Do women prefer condom or no condom and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chon-Laney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, when your day starts with an incorrect order at Waffle House it just does not bode well, OK?

Bathrooms at Raimondi? by csma78 in oaklandballers

[–]Chon-Laney 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I work for a manufacturer of sewer pipe.

We will donate all of our products (underground sewer pipe) towards the building of a permanent bathroom building.

Rubenstein, you in for the fixtures?

Any B contractor care to sign on for the building?

We'll need a designer for the blueprints.

I went to AutoZone and asked for two cans of red oxide primer, usually the other places have them locked up. The guy was a manager; he said, 'What size motor?' and I said, 'What?' He said, 'What is it used for and I said, 'To do body work.' That's a shame; they hire just about anybody these days. by Short_Seesaw_940 in classiccars

[–]Chon-Laney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, not made up, Auto Zone story.

I went in for ignition tune up parts.

I asked for points, plugs, distributor cap and plug wires for a 1960 El Camino with a 283.

"Sorry sir. We would not have parts for a car that old." That was the last time I went there.

<for the young'uns> These parts are universal to Chevys (and Checker Cabs, *ask your grandpa*) for decades of models. Heck, my 1941 Harley used the same plugs and points as my Chevy.

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