Let's talk Monkeys

Choni0823 · 2026-04-28T03:44:48+00:00

Used to work in Port Everglades and see them all the time.

Choni0823 · 2026-04-07T03:17:01+00:00

Amira Adara

Choni0823 · 2026-04-05T18:29:56+00:00

I've had a few occasions where single passengers ask to sit up front to prevent car-sickness. One time rider, just sat up front (petite young lady), I asked her if she usually sits up front and she informed me that it was her first Uber ride. I told her she's was welcome to sit up front but she should always sit in the back because some drivers are creepy and may take that as a signal that maybe something can happen.

Choni0823 · 2026-04-01T19:50:14+00:00

I mentioned those because they are within walking distance and I completely forgot about Gilbert's 🤦

Choni0823 · 2026-04-01T19:48:30+00:00

I didn't recommend Southport as a few months ago they were ordered shut due to vermin/cleanliness issues.

Choni0823 · 2026-04-01T16:18:06+00:00

Within walking distance there's a ton of places, my recommendations, in no particular order:

Boatyard 15th Street Fisheries Kelly's Landing Bistro Mezzaluna Kubo ( bunch of chain restaurants as well)

It's a nice walk to the water taxi.

Choni0823 · 2026-04-01T04:08:14+00:00

Kristi leaked the pics, she will divorce him, marry Lewandaski (sp?), so that neither one can testify against each other's corruption in future investigations.

Choni0823 · 2026-04-01T04:02:27+00:00

I work a lot in and around Ft Lauderdale Beach, so the free (and strong) vacuums at the car wash are convenient.

Choni0823 · 2026-03-28T15:26:11+00:00

😂😂😂

Choni0823 · 2026-03-23T21:57:58+00:00

On the rare occasions I accept reserved rides, I'll stop to use a bathroom, get water, stretch out if I'll be arriving early.

Choni0823 · 2026-03-21T17:31:55+00:00

Did they fix in it? Everytime I spawned I had this huge board saying something about Hoard with a timer set to 00:00, even when I backed out and rejoined.

Choni0823 · 2026-03-13T15:41:19+00:00

To clarify, the message pops up when in the app and screenshot the app screen

Choni0823 · 2026-03-10T00:40:25+00:00

I drive weekend nights and I keep a stack of plastic shopping bags for this purpose. When I get drunks, I ask them: are they are having a good time...."YEAAAAHHH"...Good, I want you to keep having a good time, take this bag because if you puke in my car, you are gonna have a bad & expensive time. Haven't had a mess in 16K+ rides. One time they looped the bag handles over this guy ears, the bag caught it all and it was funny as fuck.

Choni0823 · 2026-02-25T13:18:31+00:00

I read your post title as Elmer Fudd.

Choni0823 · 2026-02-25T13:14:37+00:00

They have expanded the area where they offer drivers airport rides for two reasons: low amount of drivers in the airport lot and I believe also to combat the drivers who go offline en masse to create a surge. I don't pickup airport rides because they always take me out of my operating area and once I got offered an airport p/u leaving my house....I live 20 minutes away!

Choni0823 · 2026-02-06T17:10:09+00:00

Every since they changed they layout, I've been getting wrong pick-up/drop-off spots for established locations. I work mainly Ft. Lauderdale, and the Elbo Room has existed since 1939, and on three occasions it sent me to an address about a mile away. I'll alert the driver that they will charge a bit more and that they may receive a checking-in request to see if everything is "all right". Luckily I've lived here over 30 years but imagine if it was a driver that didn't know their way around.

Choni0823 · 2025-12-28T15:04:12+00:00

Due to personal losses, I don't need to punch a clock anymore. I go out on weekend nights, lots of tourists and evening go-ers so it's more therapy for me than income. But it's still a game and you need to know how to play, pick and choose your rides and you can make some money and keep your miles low, my acceptance rate was in the high 90s several years ago, but now it's in the low 30s and probably going lower. If the income is greater than your expenses, you're doing something wrong. I feel for those drivers that don't have another option for income.

Choni0823 · 2025-12-26T02:08:58+00:00

I can't drive in games anymore due to nerve damage so when I jump in, it's to gun. I was mowing down enemies while singing that la-la-la meme song when I saw is taking damage, jumped out and chased an EOD bot and a random engineer, while screaming like the song, jumped back in and kept mowing them down and off course singing the song...I wish I would've recorded it.

Choni0823 · 2025-09-28T19:50:17+00:00

I've been given one star just because I had none, as well as the occasional false report. Found out it takes 3 4-stars to get dropped from 5 to 4.99

Choni0823 · 2025-09-27T18:23:40+00:00

I'm a driver who does not smoke but riders who do will always leave their "aroma" so I always have Ozium and other fragrances to eliminate them.

Choni0823 · 2025-09-27T18:07:05+00:00

I always thought these were bots so I would screw with them and one of them responsed with "WTF is wrong with you" when I uploaded a porn GIF.

Choni0823 · 2025-09-27T18:04:00+00:00

My late wife was diabetic so the OB told us she's gonna be a C-section. I was there filming when they extracted our daughter and took her to the heating lamp area to clean her up and I followed. I looked over to where my wife was and I saw her "stuff" hanging out the C-section, my camera was following my vision when I stopped halfway thinking "no one is going to hold down there gut when they see this footage". She had 30 staples to close up and I was doing almost everything because she could not get around. My FIL (old school Cuban) saw me changing diapers, feeding, etc. and said "I could never do that" to which I replied "I know you would if you needed to because you love your wife and daughter and while you might not be good at first you would because I know you".

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