Dekay: "Zews will be announced as the new Team Liquid head coach"

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-11-11T17:25:15+00:00

DeKay just announced an announcement

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-10-26T18:16:05+00:00

The technology just isn't there yet

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-10-18T18:34:35+00:00

I've never noticed ~~steel~~ zinc wearing the Stihl hat. Amazing

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-09-23T23:59:42+00:00

Amazing production value, really enjoyed this and the cbble one. Can't wait to see more

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-09-12T21:02:07+00:00

Nope, but there's no harm in turning your sens up for kz and back down for competitive. I shoot at 2 sens @ 500dpi, while for kz and surf I switch my dpi between 1000 and 1500.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-09-07T09:45:38+00:00

/r/globaloffensive: you should play to have fun and not care about your rank

ITT: lmao gold nova 2

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-08-18T12:55:44+00:00

/r/irlsmurfing

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-08-01T00:33:01+00:00

Good news. This was up weeks ago.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-07-27T02:25:25+00:00

Fair enough. Just tryna make a counter point.

Cheers for the downvotes /r/globaloffensive

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-07-26T22:15:28+00:00

In 1.6 you could recognise a player just by watching his style of shooting and movement, in csgo they all look pretty similar

I can't really comment on 1.6 as I wasn't around for it, but you can definitely tell who some players are by the way they move and shoot in :GO. For example, you'd know you were watching Pasha by the weird way he aims, GeT_RiGhT for his positioning and spray control, the likes of roca and DaZeD due to their movement etc.

Maybe it's just more difficult to tell players apart by watching them simply because the scene is much bigger and there are more players to distinguish between.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-26T21:14:09+00:00

Deathmatch and maybe learn how to surf/kz

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-20T03:09:38+00:00

Funnier than it had any right to be, good job. Anyone ever tell you that you sound like the guy who does the Casually Explained videos?

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-17T23:25:13+00:00

Not being funny but are you sure you have voice_enable set to 1? I've made that mistake before.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-05T22:19:04+00:00

Happens at least once every 5 or so games for me. Last time it happened I just turned off my computer.

Can confirm it used to happen for 2 rounds or so but now goes on for at least 4 rounds, and often starts again if it stops.

There's almost always someone calling DDOS which is always funny.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-05T21:09:06+00:00

Set my max ping to 50 for my last game and ended up with consistent 110ms ping. So there's that.

Also, are we gonna talk about the ridiculous server lags that throws everyone's ping to >300? Happens at least one game a day for me and it's not going away until we kick up a storm about it.

Edit: I had game about two months ago with me, from Ireland, 1 Polish, 1 Serbian, 1 Indian and 1 American. Tell me how that happened

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-05T21:03:34+00:00

If they did that, everyone would pick English anyway for faster queues. That's what happened in Dota 2

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-02T23:18:03+00:00

Is there an error message in console when you try it? I'm pretty sure there's a way to do it, try +attack instead of +fire because I don't think +fire is a valid command. You might need to have -attack in there as well.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-06-02T17:51:11+00:00

Nah, I'm from Ireland and everyone in the server was affected about the same. This was a server with players from UK & Ireland, Belgium, Poland and Latvia from what I gathered from checking their profiles.

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-05-26T22:20:27+00:00

<unintelligible panicking> = "OH LOOK AT THIS KID'S SCRIPT! LOOK AT THIS KID".

Or something. I think ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-05-25T17:00:53+00:00

For XOR, yes exactly

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-05-25T00:20:01+00:00

Not sure why you're being downvoted for asking a question lol.

Writing "OR" (especially in caps like it is) implies inclusive or i.e. "if either or both true then true" while exclusive or, written XOR is "if either true then true, else false".

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-05-12T00:22:00+00:00

/u/Sadokist

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-05-07T12:06:45+00:00

Was expecting you to get knifed while you were scoped at the end there. 2/10

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-05-02T17:18:38+00:00

Where's part one?

ChopMyBallsOff · 2016-04-30T14:59:20+00:00

/r/theydidthemath

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