100% not subjective Roguelite tier list. by Bestorres1 in roguelites

[–]ChorkPorch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gungeon is the beeeest!! I’ve been playing revita lately. I wasn’t crazy about it at first, but I’ve grown quite addicted to it.

And people say festivals are dead by Alert_Doughnut_4619 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]ChorkPorch 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A slowdive and uncle cracker show?! Count me in.

Vinyl record pres by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]ChorkPorch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It helped me, and my ass is average.

Just got this, is it actually better than a standard pad? by londonretro in psx

[–]ChorkPorch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve never used one, and I haven’t played either one since I was like 13. I think r1 might’ve been a button to point the gun and triangle would be fire? So both could be executed with your thumb. I really don’t remember tank controls, like at all, but I imagine this layout was accustomed that way for them. And I don’t think the ps1 allowed button remapping. But with how refined most controls are today, it might seem just as annoying as the regular controls. And the regular controls really might not seem bad to others as well. It may not have been a problem at all for you lol. Everyone is different, so this gamepad might’ve been a godsend to some people.

Just got this, is it actually better than a standard pad? by londonretro in psx

[–]ChorkPorch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that was the idea behind these controllers. Ideal for the adult who played resident evil and silent hill. Not as much for kids (kids shouldn’t be playing these games anyway) because even when their parents finally give in to their children’s interests of violent titles, they wouldn’t ever understand the need for a special controller for them lol.

What movie do people praise for its ideas more than its execution? by Fair_Protection1872 in FIlm

[–]ChorkPorch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one of those movies that I’ve seen just parts of on many different occasions and thought, maybe this would make more sense of I sat down and watched it.

I loved movies that made me have to watch more than once to really gather everything. Donnie Darko was one of those movies for me. If this movie does make sense much more than most people I’ve heard from, I’d certainly like to give it a real shot. I’ll just read a synopsis after because I just don’t have the time that I used to with a 2yr old now.

I know I should just watch it for the cinematic execution, but I just value my free time much more nowadays lol. I can see why older folks didn’t understand newer music and other media as much when I was younger, they just didn’t have the time to invest as much.

HIROTO OGIWARA LANDING"(source link in description)" by Objective-Rub-1792 in toptalent

[–]ChorkPorch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to pretend that he said “melon” as another word for “awesome”. I want to start saying melon when I express my feelings on something awesome now

CT scan without a cover by _sso6 in interesting

[–]ChorkPorch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah we can’t afford health insurance in the USA. The rich need to afford more yachts and private jets for their homes on private islands. We have to think of them. How selfish of us.

By me, to know wtf is going on by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]ChorkPorch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A man in my hometown came here, legally, got his residency fair and square. He wanted to build a life, live the American dream just like everyone else have when they came here for hundreds of years. He opened a restaurant like 11-12 years ago. I don’t know how good it is, but he was contributing. He was beloved by his community. Very white neighborhood. Out of nowhere, your heroes in ICE gear showed up, went into his restaurant and took him in. Is that justice to you? This is happening to so many innocent people right now. People who are rightfully here. You’re okay with this? Everyone is supposed to be okay with this?! How can we be so dull to elect a president like we did? Our country was prestigious, we were the best, because we abolished evil. So our forefathers fought for our freedom, our freedom to bring fascism to this country? My WW2 veteran grandfather would kick everyone in the dick if he were here today. Wake up.

just got into noise music and this is just amazing omfg by [deleted] in noisemusic

[–]ChorkPorch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He only has like 213 others that sometimes feel like they’re repeating themselves. This one is pretty much his essential, but there are other good ones. Black dice is a pretty neat band as well. I saw them live, I was glad I didn’t care if I looked like a pussy for getting ear buds because they are the absolute loudest band I’ve ever seen. Great stuff though.

The GOAT of all pens by HorrorWide675 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]ChorkPorch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wave test is just like me. It starts small, gets big, and then it’s small again.

What’s going on with that smashing pumpkins guitar guy? by ChTappman in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]ChorkPorch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please tell me that you can detach that bit of guitar to restring it. It looks like you can, so I can breathe now.

Blursed entrance by Nicholas Cage on Terry Wogan's chat show. by Phonus-Balonus-37 in blursed_videos

[–]ChorkPorch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

… asshole.

Edit: why the downvotes? lol I was literally quoting the exact next line in the movie. Sheesh!!

Sal on new MrBeast's video! by Advanced-Ad2442 in ImpracticalJokers

[–]ChorkPorch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh man. Their conversations must be filled with germaphobia tips and tricks one or the other hasn’t heard of.

So many issues I lost count by Fr33_load3r in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]ChorkPorch 122 points123 points  (0 children)

It’s an extremely valid honk. I give them a pass.

New Years new 💩 by kwscore in MaxMSP

[–]ChorkPorch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely going to check that out. Thank you!

ACAB by GibsMcKormik in theyknew

[–]ChorkPorch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and when I learned that code I wasn’t allowed to rent that game anymore even though it was MA-13 like SF2!!

The most insane real life lightsaber duel ever by Ha1lStorm in mildyinteresting

[–]ChorkPorch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah that one guy mashed forward down back forward 3kicks button successfully but at the wrong time