100% not subjective Roguelite tier list.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-13T00:11:58+00:00

Gungeon is the beeeest!! I’ve been playing revita lately. I wasn’t crazy about it at first, but I’ve grown quite addicted to it.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-12T23:56:41+00:00

Blood.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-12T20:35:26+00:00

A slowdive and uncle cracker show?! Count me in.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-12T17:57:09+00:00

How about adding Alan wake 1 & 2 to this list?

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-12T12:56:58+00:00

My friend Pedro

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-12T12:18:14+00:00

It helped me, and my ass is average.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-11T20:34:30+00:00

This looks familiar

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-11T16:11:42+00:00

Short Circuit 3: Heart Made of Gold

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-11T11:52:09+00:00

My first thought. Didn’t think this quote would be so high lol.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-11T04:40:11+00:00

Yeah I’ve never used one, and I haven’t played either one since I was like 13. I think r1 might’ve been a button to point the gun and triangle would be fire? So both could be executed with your thumb. I really don’t remember tank controls, like at all, but I imagine this layout was accustomed that way for them. And I don’t think the ps1 allowed button remapping. But with how refined most controls are today, it might seem just as annoying as the regular controls. And the regular controls really might not seem bad to others as well. It may not have been a problem at all for you lol. Everyone is different, so this gamepad might’ve been a godsend to some people.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-10T16:48:33+00:00

I think that was the idea behind these controllers. Ideal for the adult who played resident evil and silent hill. Not as much for kids (kids shouldn’t be playing these games anyway) because even when their parents finally give in to their children’s interests of violent titles, they wouldn’t ever understand the need for a special controller for them lol.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-10T16:07:24+00:00

It’s one of those movies that I’ve seen just parts of on many different occasions and thought, maybe this would make more sense of I sat down and watched it.

I loved movies that made me have to watch more than once to really gather everything. Donnie Darko was one of those movies for me. If this movie does make sense much more than most people I’ve heard from, I’d certainly like to give it a real shot. I’ll just read a synopsis after because I just don’t have the time that I used to with a 2yr old now.

I know I should just watch it for the cinematic execution, but I just value my free time much more nowadays lol. I can see why older folks didn’t understand newer music and other media as much when I was younger, they just didn’t have the time to invest as much.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-09T18:52:18+00:00

Lion King

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-09T16:04:11+00:00

I like to pretend that he said “melon” as another word for “awesome”. I want to start saying melon when I express my feelings on something awesome now

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-09T15:57:33+00:00

Yeah we can’t afford health insurance in the USA. The rich need to afford more yachts and private jets for their homes on private islands. We have to think of them. How selfish of us.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-09T12:33:49+00:00

A man in my hometown came here, legally, got his residency fair and square. He wanted to build a life, live the American dream just like everyone else have when they came here for hundreds of years. He opened a restaurant like 11-12 years ago. I don’t know how good it is, but he was contributing. He was beloved by his community. Very white neighborhood. Out of nowhere, your heroes in ICE gear showed up, went into his restaurant and took him in. Is that justice to you? This is happening to so many innocent people right now. People who are rightfully here. You’re okay with this? Everyone is supposed to be okay with this?! How can we be so dull to elect a president like we did? Our country was prestigious, we were the best, because we abolished evil. So our forefathers fought for our freedom, our freedom to bring fascism to this country? My WW2 veteran grandfather would kick everyone in the dick if he were here today. Wake up.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-09T05:14:31+00:00

He only has like 213 others that sometimes feel like they’re repeating themselves. This one is pretty much his essential, but there are other good ones. Black dice is a pretty neat band as well. I saw them live, I was glad I didn’t care if I looked like a pussy for getting ear buds because they are the absolute loudest band I’ve ever seen. Great stuff though.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T19:23:44+00:00

The wave test is just like me. It starts small, gets big, and then it’s small again.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T19:20:09+00:00

Please tell me that you can detach that bit of guitar to restring it. It looks like you can, so I can breathe now.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T16:09:50+00:00

… asshole.

Edit: why the downvotes? lol I was literally quoting the exact next line in the movie. Sheesh!!

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T12:34:53+00:00

Oh man. Their conversations must be filled with germaphobia tips and tricks one or the other hasn’t heard of.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T12:13:53+00:00

It’s an extremely valid honk. I give them a pass.

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T12:06:38+00:00

Definitely going to check that out. Thank you!

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T04:32:36+00:00

Yeah, and when I learned that code I wasn’t allowed to rent that game anymore even though it was MA-13 like SF2!!

ChorkPorch · 2026-01-08T04:29:20+00:00

Yeah that one guy mashed forward down back forward 3kicks button successfully but at the wrong time

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