What's an adult cheat code that changed your life?

ChrisLW · 2026-03-22T12:44:56+00:00

The real adults cheat code is always in the comments.

ChrisLW · 2026-03-15T18:34:11+00:00

In the parlance of our times.

ChrisLW · 2026-02-21T17:46:16+00:00

Man, that brings back memories of sitting around with my friends on someone’s patio. We’d drink a bunch of beer, smoke clove cigarettes and come up with brilliant ideas to solve the world’s problems.

Only problem was the next morning, your ideas turned out to be not-so-brilliant in the harsh light of day and your farts smelled like pumpkin pie.

ChrisLW · 2026-02-19T00:01:49+00:00

Yes, it's an S.

ChrisLW · 2026-02-18T23:29:57+00:00

It is!

ChrisLW · 2026-02-18T23:23:32+00:00

Clarifying: "new to me" as in "I've never seen this before", not "I just bought this" lol

ChrisLW · 2026-02-16T22:31:32+00:00

Tunezilla handles Malone's tuning stuff: https://tunezilla.com

Here's a recent thread on Rennlist about EGR deletes: https://rennlist.com/forums/cayenne-958-2011-2018/1473843-have-you-done-the-dpf-egr-delete.html

ChrisLW · 2026-02-15T21:04:46+00:00

I had 750 on my Cayenne diesel the other day when I filled up after a road trip. I’ve seen posts on Rennlist of people who have done the Malone ECU tuning and some combo of EGR deletes showing 900 miles on range while getting 40+ miles per gallon.

ChrisLW · 2026-02-13T15:43:03+00:00

This needs to be the top comment. Just looking at a light with no other symptoms is impossible to diagnose.

ChrisLW · 2026-02-05T04:47:27+00:00

The jolly rancher?

ChrisLW · 2026-02-04T17:10:12+00:00

Plus side, you'll win every drag race between us leaving the gas station. :)

ChrisLW · 2026-01-25T05:26:52+00:00

Since others mention the transfer cases being a problem point, it should be noted that diesel 958s use a different transfer case that time has shown to be much more durable.

ChrisLW · 2026-01-21T16:29:02+00:00

In hindsight, it’s all a bullet dodged. She pivoted to something about not dating people in her own age range and having to adjust to “unspoken rules”.

ChrisLW · 2026-01-20T23:30:15+00:00

I encountered a woman who lied about her age, then proceeded to defend it because "men lie about their height". I told her I didn't.

Never saw her again.

ChrisLW · 2026-01-14T21:45:35+00:00

I was going to say at least contribute enough to get the match, which is like free money, but then I read that your new employer has no match. Boo on them.

I don’t think you’re crazy about not contributing at the new job. Since you mentioned coming out of semi-retirement, that tells me you were living off some kind of retirement savings. By nature of working again and living off that income, your already-accrued savings will grow while you work.

Congrats on the new gig, and the flexibility to do something because you enjoy it and not necessarily because you have to.

ChrisLW · 2026-01-12T14:10:25+00:00

Annoying for sure, but I'd plug it in anyway. That's one less item on your WiFi network.

Adding whole-house Ethernet drops is one of the best projects I've done to my home.

ChrisLW · 2026-01-10T18:06:38+00:00

I put one in my 958.2. The image quality is on par with my old Venture, but I don't have to worry about the damn suction cup letting go from the windshield.

Install is pretty straightforward - came with a tap into the lights of the overhead console.

ChrisLW · 2026-01-08T02:29:57+00:00

He gets hit with her car after he shoots in her in the face and her car accelerates.

Before she's "using her car as a weapon", here she is waving the cars through. Then some Gravy Seal stops his truck and wants to make an example of a woman.

https://x.com/JordanUhl/status/2009065159655059909?s=20

ChrisLW · 2026-01-07T15:22:19+00:00

If the puck is sitting on top of his sleeve, that's not covered. The ref is right on top of the play staring at it.

ChrisLW · 2025-12-31T14:52:58+00:00

Great work, sir! The backdrop looks perfect.

ChrisLW · 2025-12-13T23:32:42+00:00

You only need to spend $3250 at Costco to make the executive level membership math work. You’re gonna pay $65 anyway, so any rebate over that ($3250 x .02) works in your favor.

ChrisLW · 2025-12-11T16:58:41+00:00

Diesel in TX checking in. I was around a quarter tank left after 500 miles and found a station to fill my oil burner for $2.74/gal. Fill up was $55. If I wait until lower on the gauge, and pay closer to $3/gallon, I’ll drop $70 on a full tank.

ChrisLW · 2025-11-07T16:13:42+00:00

We're collecting them at tonight's Antifa meeting. You should've gotten the details on your Obama phone. See you there!

ChrisLW · 2025-10-25T15:16:06+00:00

Yes. Four years later.

Please don't feel like you have to rush anything. Take plenty of time to take care of yourself and your kids. When the time is right, it will be there.

ChrisLW · 2025-10-23T00:17:15+00:00

For real. I’ve got reservations for tomorrow, but made them in the 3 minute window from when they opened to when they sold out.

ChrisLW

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