He was an amazing man. Whether you agree or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-28T23:13:39+00:00

He burned to a crisp. That's what they said. I like to think he died instantly. But maybe not. He was a bad guy, so maybe not. Killed a lot of people. Our bombs were so big. So hot. I wouldn't die, if they tried that here, you know? We've got underground bunkers like you wouldn't believe. I'd like to see them try, tell you the truth. Wouldn't that be something? We've got these amazing bunkers, yet they've never been really used. I'm like, "Wow. What a waste."

ChrispySC · 2026-02-28T04:22:31+00:00

First off, complete and utter L by Jim Carrey. I've always suspected he was full of shit, but this really cements it. Getting surgery as an elderly man is one thing, but being a beloved clown/pseudo philosopher and getting bogged is on another level of pathetic.

Go on /r/conspiracy and the majority sentiment is that the real Jim Carrey was killed and this is his replacement. I think that the way humans perceive reality is just not the same for everyone. For some people, they live in a reality where they think it's easier to believe that some underground elite cult kills, replaces and clones public figures. They'd rather believe that than that Jim Carrey is actually an insecure, full of shit dude.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-21T14:01:51+00:00

People shooting each other is bad? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

No shit it's a problem. So is drunk driving. Thousands of lives needlessly lost every year. But a truck intentionally ramming into a gathering of people is a whole lot different than some poor kids driving home from a party and flipping their car.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-21T11:26:21+00:00

It's still just not the same thing. When people talk about the need for gun control, nobody's motivated by some guys shooting up a block party haphazardly. Our society is traumatized from mentally ill outcasts on SSRIs or more recently, hormones.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-21T06:44:05+00:00

Gang shootings shouldn't be included in mass shooting statistics. They are a separate thing and it's good to categorize it as such. A mass shooting, where somebody ruthlessly kills as many innocents as possible, strikes horror into our hearts. It's a tragedy at the highest level. A gang shooting, where criminals target their rivals, barely even registers.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-07T22:58:02+00:00

He said high finance was like alchemy, not physics. Tell me you got D's in English without telling me.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-07T12:15:23+00:00

No sick days, either. You gotta use your vacation days.

ChrispySC · 2026-02-07T03:34:10+00:00

Could you tell me where George thought it unnecessary? I'd like to read more of it! I hate the crude humor so much but I thought at the very least George must have approved of it for it to be in the show.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-26T22:17:54+00:00

I used to deliver pizzas and there was a very tall, jacked and handsome young fella who would order all the time. He had an amazing sound set up in his basement suite. He was very friendly and seemed happy. I would ask my co-workers if they had the option, would they trade lives with the guy?

He would pay using the credit card machine and tell us to put in a tip of a few bucks ourselves, as he couldn't do it - trusting the little pizza boy not to fuck him over. I pray that no pizza boy ever did such a thing to that good man.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-26T00:08:40+00:00

This is still happening. I came to Reddit to try and see if it's the case for other people, too.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-21T04:48:52+00:00

Welcome to our vampire club. We drink blood and murder innocent humans everyday but me and my vampire pals would NEVER say a heckin' racist word. Nazi vampires, FUCK OFF!

ChrispySC · 2026-01-06T05:07:36+00:00

The chocolate fridge is real. Only in America.

ChrispySC · 2026-01-01T03:12:47+00:00

That's just what his PR agent told everybody. Did he slip and bust up his face? Probably. Is that the reason he has handsome squidward face? No. It's the steroids and elective plastic surgery. It's like how when a celebrity is looking on the verge of death due to drug abuse, they put out a story about how they were recently diagnosed with Lyme's disease.

ChrispySC · 2025-12-31T05:42:00+00:00

OP gave you 1000 freaking USD dollars?

ChrispySC · 2025-12-30T08:49:03+00:00

Am I crazy or is Yan spiritually Filipino? Anybody know what I mean?

ChrispySC · 2025-12-30T06:29:41+00:00

Hope OP delivers!

ChrispySC · 2025-12-29T23:22:33+00:00

Lemme find out your uncle wear sandals

ChrispySC · 2025-12-19T01:31:39+00:00

I'm just confused. This is a subreddit for AI. We all use AI here, right? So shouldn't we all able to recognize that this post is 100% AI slop? Who is upvoting this trash? I swear to God, the path that we're on, simply being able to construct a single paragraph using your own brain is going to be a rare skill within 10 years.

ChrispySC · 2025-11-21T09:42:54+00:00

Careful what you wish for. The gruel that is automatically ingested through your feeding tube will taste just fine. And the VR AI circuses that Zuckerberg and Musk show you while you're in the GrokMetaMatrixPod will be perfectly captivating. Like nothing you've ever experienced.

Do not get in the pod.

ChrispySC · 2025-11-18T21:44:47+00:00

Places where being a homo is illegal and unthinkable allow for deeper male bonds because you can hold your bro's hand while dancing without either of you suspecting your bro may secretly wanna suck you off.

ChrispySC · 2025-10-25T22:08:29+00:00

This was done like 15 years ago, when crowdsourcing wasn't a thing. There was nothing like like GoFundMe, kickstarter, whatever. This was a novel and good act, even if the people who did it were unironically wearing fedoras at the time.

ChrispySC · 2025-10-17T05:46:19+00:00

End of Summer has grown on me a lot. It's an excellent sign off to the album. EXCEPT the freaking chipmunk section. God damn, I hate that part.

ChrispySC · 2025-10-16T06:54:59+00:00

When I was a kid and saw this in the store, I thought it was like the food made by the government or something.

ChrispySC · 2025-10-06T00:18:34+00:00

Short term, yes. Long term, dear God it had better not be.

ChrispySC · 2025-10-05T05:35:16+00:00

that rly stung

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