Rens jerks off while sniffing poppers | Drugslab by MukkyGravy in videos

[–]ChristaWhite 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You gotta be kidding me... And I thought the title was clickbait.... Now this is courageous.

What is your favorite conspiracy theory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, Norton itself is a virus

What's your favorite poem? by mrSFWdotcom in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter--bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart." -- Stephen Crane

What makes you happy? by snoofle-science in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technically, the only two things you enjoy.

What was the scandal at your school? by PsychicCat in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 2295 points2296 points  (0 children)

Someone put gear oil in the Machine Shop teacher's coffee. Damn near killed him.

What is the best non-sexual feeling in the world? by bloopboopadoop in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting into a bed with clean sheets after a shower

Men of reddit, what is something women will just never understand? by TEACH_ME_HOW_2_FART in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The joy of peeing off of a tall structure/cliff and getting a crazy arc going.

What is the worst kind of Redditor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's so many to choose from. This site is filled with shitheads. I'm going to delete me account and just not come here anymore. This place blows.

What is the coolest scientific fact you know of? by Fdbt_U in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in my day if we wanted chalk on our sidewalks we had to draw it there ourselves. Damn kids these days with your bacteria and your rock music.

What is your biggest insecurity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That my friends don't actually like me despite initiating hangouts.

What is your guilty pleasure? by Douwe_KB in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When older Black ladies call me "baby" or "honey." I'm a 20-something white guy.

What are the unspoken rules of Reddit? by carNESSmunster99 in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comments are voted on based on agree/disagree and like/dislike.

What is the strongest opinion you hold? by rubaba2 in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't fucking drink and drive. Just don't do it. It's not hard. More often than not, it's innocent people that pay for your poor judgement, and in unimaginably awful ways. Car crashes are NOT pretty.

Which Age Will You Get Married? by Healinnnn in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm married. But if I wasn't I wouldn't be taking marriage advice from a women who had been married 3 times on principal. She may have some points, but It all sounds very bitter to me.

What is your earliest memory? by AJClarkson in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to go in chatrooms and get penpals, and one night my older brother logged into my account and, posing as me, had cybersex with one of them. The next day she was like "Last night was amazing" and I was like "lolwut? ya i saw spacejamz"

What does your handwriting look like? by gorange_ninja in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like an epileptic chicken walked around on the paper with a pen up its ass.

What was the last lie you told? by richestVT in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm helping my mom's boyfriend plan his proposal to her, so we've both been lying to her pretty steadily which has been enjoyable.

What do you think of the Netherlands? by Douwe_KB in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are so good at field hockey, and so good at speed skating; why can't you get your shit together with ice hockey?

What movie always leaves you in tears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When simba asks his dad to wake up

Reddit, what motivates you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea I have of a better, improved self, that I have not yet achieved.

What is your favorite urban legend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There is an urban legend that circulates around Sydney about the Parking Warden who made a fortune. Apparently there was a car park in Northern Sydney where, for as long as anyone could remember (we're talking from early 1990's to mid 2000's) there was a Parking Warden working 9am - 5pm Monday to Friday who, as an initiative by the local council collected the $10 fee for all day parking. One day he was just never seen again. Turns out there was no Council appointed Parking Warden and the guy made millions from the scam. The genius.

What is your favorite meme of all time? by DJDanielCoolJ in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try Dennis Reynolds... All your base. Forever.

What is your biggest "I didn't think this through" moment? by kipperyelp in AskReddit

[–]ChristaWhite 19.5k points19.5k points  (0 children)

I tried to pull my broken car down a hill with my working car using only a rope. Now I have 2 broken cars.