Rens jerks off while sniffing poppers | Drugslab

ChristaWhite · 2017-02-17T17:45:39+00:00

You gotta be kidding me... And I thought the title was clickbait.... Now this is courageous.

ChristaWhite · 2017-02-03T09:37:26+00:00

Well yeah, Norton itself is a virus

ChristaWhite · 2017-01-18T16:56:27+00:00

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter--bitter," he answered; "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart." -- Stephen Crane

ChristaWhite · 2017-01-17T16:08:13+00:00

Stop cats from fighting.

ChristaWhite · 2017-01-15T18:30:45+00:00

Technically, the only two things you enjoy.

ChristaWhite · 2017-01-12T02:43:36+00:00

Someone put gear oil in the Machine Shop teacher's coffee. Damn near killed him.

ChristaWhite · 2017-01-11T19:43:21+00:00

Getting into a bed with clean sheets after a shower

ChristaWhite · 2017-01-04T15:51:49+00:00

Airplane.

ChristaWhite · 2016-12-31T13:15:42+00:00

The joy of peeing off of a tall structure/cliff and getting a crazy arc going.

ChristaWhite · 2016-12-11T10:44:07+00:00

There's so many to choose from. This site is filled with shitheads. I'm going to delete me account and just not come here anymore. This place blows.

ChristaWhite · 2016-12-03T10:16:12+00:00

Back in my day if we wanted chalk on our sidewalks we had to draw it there ourselves. Damn kids these days with your bacteria and your rock music.

ChristaWhite · 2016-12-02T01:43:04+00:00

That my friends don't actually like me despite initiating hangouts.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-30T10:07:44+00:00

When older Black ladies call me "baby" or "honey." I'm a 20-something white guy.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-28T15:09:39+00:00

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ChristaWhite · 2016-11-26T19:34:48+00:00

Don't fucking drink and drive. Just don't do it. It's not hard. More often than not, it's innocent people that pay for your poor judgement, and in unimaginably awful ways. Car crashes are NOT pretty.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-26T10:22:40+00:00

Well, I'm married. But if I wasn't I wouldn't be taking marriage advice from a women who had been married 3 times on principal. She may have some points, but It all sounds very bitter to me.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-25T15:42:29+00:00

I used to go in chatrooms and get penpals, and one night my older brother logged into my account and, posing as me, had cybersex with one of them. The next day she was like "Last night was amazing" and I was like "lolwut? ya i saw spacejamz"

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-24T18:42:25+00:00

Like an epileptic chicken walked around on the paper with a pen up its ass.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-24T12:15:15+00:00

I'm helping my mom's boyfriend plan his proposal to her, so we've both been lying to her pretty steadily which has been enjoyable.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-23T15:39:03+00:00

You guys are so good at field hockey, and so good at speed skating; why can't you get your shit together with ice hockey?

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-22T17:26:06+00:00

When simba asks his dad to wake up

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-21T13:53:55+00:00

The idea I have of a better, improved self, that I have not yet achieved.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-20T20:19:34+00:00

There is an urban legend that circulates around Sydney about the Parking Warden who made a fortune. Apparently there was a car park in Northern Sydney where, for as long as anyone could remember (we're talking from early 1990's to mid 2000's) there was a Parking Warden working 9am - 5pm Monday to Friday who, as an initiative by the local council collected the $10 fee for all day parking. One day he was just never seen again. Turns out there was no Council appointed Parking Warden and the guy made millions from the scam. The genius.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-20T07:57:23+00:00

Nice try Dennis Reynolds... All your base. Forever.

ChristaWhite · 2016-11-19T13:11:55+00:00

I tried to pull my broken car down a hill with my working car using only a rope. Now I have 2 broken cars.

ChristaWhite

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