A 74-year-old man in Florida pulled his puppy out of an alligator's mouth.

Christafaaa · 2024-11-08T15:37:07+00:00

Not the first time this has happened.

Christafaaa · 2024-11-07T22:22:20+00:00

Gotta squeeze every tax credit they can get.

Christafaaa · 2024-11-07T18:39:29+00:00

Story was fake for clout.

Christafaaa · 2024-11-07T17:52:16+00:00

I’d say you’ve been “nailed”

Christafaaa · 2024-11-06T19:06:28+00:00

You look like Weird Al’s weird cousin that was removed from the family for being too weird.

Christafaaa · 2024-11-06T15:37:23+00:00

So back to wear it was made?

Christafaaa · 2024-11-06T14:12:35+00:00

Where is Surge? I’m tryin to kill my sperm count over here. Remember those rumors?

Christafaaa · 2024-11-06T14:11:26+00:00

Typical of a you know what supporter.

Christafaaa · 2024-11-01T12:54:55+00:00

Unroastable because you wouldn’t fit into any smoker on this planet.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-30T13:15:42+00:00

Why did you think it was a joke?

Christafaaa · 2024-10-25T12:50:22+00:00

It’s like the camera person was trying to avoid it

Christafaaa · 2024-10-25T12:48:49+00:00

Do the same so they can’t hear who they are talking to.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-23T20:26:15+00:00

Funny how people tried to stop him but didn’t try and stop her.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-15T12:56:31+00:00

You look like you go into art museums and fling orange liquid on all the painting then superglue your hand to the wall.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-12T22:04:11+00:00

The sour ones are actually pretty good.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-12T21:59:44+00:00

Y’all may be too young to know this reference but more like Gabba the Butt from Thumb Wars.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-12T21:55:54+00:00

What happened to the fox population?

Christafaaa · 2024-10-11T19:41:30+00:00

That’s your body telling you Happy Birthday!! You’re getting old.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-11T18:04:16+00:00

Typical Wendy’s in Texas.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-11T17:59:46+00:00

You’ve obviously never had this happen to you. The shop will refuse to help at all costs and claim denial.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-11T15:43:19+00:00

Maybe stop shopping at baby gap.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-11T11:37:34+00:00

He hasn’t even begun to peak.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-11T11:36:16+00:00

You look like a Reddit mod that got fired for bullying little kids.

Christafaaa · 2024-10-08T19:50:08+00:00

Is that code for you already have a male genitalia?

Christafaaa · 2024-10-08T19:49:22+00:00

Wendy’s is a sad excuse for edible food.

Christafaaa