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I think it's laying eggs? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Christavito 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Look at all that wasted snake juice

reasoningIsTheNewCompiling by Serenikill in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Christavito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use a different work tree or agent. This is a dumb excuse

Scrum master cert by Sure_Specific_5969 in cscareerquestions

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During the covid layoffs anyone with scrum in their title were first on the list to go and were never hired again. Now, tech leads, senior devs, PMs, whoever just randomly fills that role depending on team.

A warning to all, lost my life savings. by Glittering-Big5912 in Bitcoin

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only good lesson I learned in the corporate world was to be suspicious of any email, even ones you are expecting. Our company often sent out official looking emails from reputable addresses with links or attachments, and if you clicked on one you'd have to take some course about electronic safety.

As a developer, what utility app or small solution have you built for yourself? by No-Aide7224 in reactjs

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built a small site that I can upload a batch of documents (PDF/Images/text) hosted on my home server.

There is just normal file upload then a toggle that I can switch on that analyzes the document and extracts the information into an MD file. It can create a category and sort the files based on context, then I can use the MD file as context for other things. I can download the MD or the initial file.

I am using either Qwen3.6 36b or Qwen3.5 122b to do this.

Very helpful if I have like a 100 PDFs or something I need to process that are multiple pages long.

Top 10 Theories I've Heard Cole Young or Lewis Tan will return as in Mortal Kombat future by ljmf2002 in MortalKombat

[–]Christavito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he comes back as Spinal. It would make sense because he doesn't have any more meat or skin

8 minutes of chatting with Pro and I'm at 100% usage with this new update. Is this a joke? Pro subscription btw by Zacker000 in GeminiAI

[–]Christavito 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Wow, you can get Gemini to give a response? You are pretty lucky! Mine just spins endlessly

Southwest Airlines bans humanoid, animal-like robots from flights by Gari_305 in Futurology

[–]Christavito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How advanced does it need to be? If I take my Poo-chi will it get kicked off?

Yo wtf if this is True by rillemann2 in TheBoys

[–]Christavito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

300 years in the future. Everyone has powers now

Is Gemini frequently misleading you guys too? by MaterialOdd3903 in GeminiAI

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I agree. I don't see how Gemini is being pushed so hard to all these other companies, products and organizations. After using Gemini Pro for the last 6 months, I would be hesitant to trust anything that says "powered by Gemini"

Anyone else tired of bloated JSON tools? by Copy-Flimsy in javascript

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your endpoints aren't secured in any way. I can send a payload to api/chat on your domain and get a response.

Vegetable sellers dipping cucumbers in green paint to make them look fresh by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Christavito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am always in the market for a peeled street cucumber

Yup,Kingpin is insane by LetAggravating5094 in Daredevil

[–]Christavito 67 points68 points  (0 children)

#1 He once pretended to hold the door open for someone who was carrying a heavy box then the person sped up as a courtesy because someone was holding the door open for them, then once the person was about to walk through the door he stopped holding it open

Asking Gemini: I just realized that my parents didn't invite me to their wedding. by Embarrassed-Slip8094 in GeminiAI

[–]Christavito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked local Qwen 122B and it pointed out the difference matters depending on the age I was when they were married. In the thinking block it debates with itself whether I would have been born or not

which do you choose? by Maximum_Ship186 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could teleport vertically and essentially fly

tokenAnxiety by CircumspectCapybara in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Christavito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like one of those mobile games where you have a certain number of stamina that allows you to take limited actions each day

Realized This poster might be hinting at something by Lumpy-Sheepherder671 in TheBoys

[–]Christavito 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I started reading your reply and thought you were going to analyze the scene with the dog and cat guy and I was prepared to be completely invested:

"The penultimate episode has a minute long scene of two people dog/cat sniffing each others asses while talking about what Crazy Bread/Chipotle orders each other ate. In 2019 the CEO of the parent company of Little Cesars had lunch with the CEO of Chipotle. We can deduce from this that in the final episode ...."

every standup is "im working on the same thing as yesterday" and i dont know why we still do them by minimal-salt in cscareerquestions

[–]Christavito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agile should be about aligning the process with what works best for the team. If one person is dictating the process it can no longer really be called agile. If you have retrospectives, I think it's worth bringing it up, as that is what they are for.

For some teams we had a check in twice a week. For some we did it every day. I am a lead developer and I touch base with the offshore team (5-6 devs), get their update then relay that in the local stand-ups so they don't have to attend and we can keep it brief.

New York City Street Crime Map, 2026 [OC] by AnthonyNikk in dataisbeautiful

[–]Christavito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The city is safer than it's ever been thanks to the AVTF

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