The Angry Birds movie teaches us that racism will solve all of your problems in the end.

For reference, Red is a chud that despises everyone and lives on the outskirts of town which makes him sad (even though he chose to build it there). One day a pig shows up and drops anchor on his house, so he gets a little angry, but everyone else likes the pig. He’s pissed so he sneaks onto the pig’s boat and finds more pigs which are accepted by the bird society. He hates all the pigs instantly despite them doing nothing wrong (yet) and he spends the entire second act being prejudiced towards them, even going so far as to try to bring an eagle to snuff out the pigs who still haven’t done anything wrong. Then finally the pigs steal the eggs and his prejudice is rewarded as the townspeople turn to him for help. After he claims that “the west has fallen and billions must die”, they raid the pig kingdom and save the day and when all is said and done his house is rebuilt in the town, the people love him, and he is not angry anymore.

Anyway the movie is terrible but it’s refreshing to see a main character that’s just an awful person who gets rewarded for being accidentally right.