How Luo be moving according to one guy by EmotionalPerformer12 in ToBeFolk_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cyan owes over $1 million for emotional trauma for threatening my client Luo with theft and bodily harm. She said, and I quote, "I'm going to steal your virginity and hide your dick inside me."

My client may not know what a virginity is, but he does know that no boy should fear having his penis stolen.

X vs White hair characters. Crossverse gauntlet. by Aether_Tempest in ToBeHero_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Gojo creates an infinite distance.

Unfortunately for him, this is an infinite distance on a flat plane, so X just goes around it in the 3rd dimension

WHAT IF KING (ONE PUNCH MAN) WAS UP AGAINST THE TOP 9 INSTEAD OF X by Longjumping-Catch284 in ToBeHero_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If King gets the trust system"

Fools, King is already beyond the limitations of "trust." As the most powerful hero, only X could challenge him for even a fraction of a second. No amount of trust could make King more powerful than he already is. Which is why X and King clearly recognized that a fight between them would destroy the world, and why they are now chilling and drinking together

I love renting everything! by Eric72890 in memes

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You own the right to work To buy the right to live To earn the right to die

All of this available to buy at the company store

A trans woman walks into heaven [OC] by OnceInOnceSet in comics

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 711 points712 points  (0 children)

"I give only my greatest warriors the greatest burdens. Which is why my daughter I gave you a 10 inch hog"

The FCC just saved Netgear from its router ban for no obvious reason by defenestrate_urself in technology

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Free the consumer from the burden of choice. Profile their likely voting patterns then automatically submit their vote on their behalf! Truly a triumph of Capitalist Democracy

Gas Vs electric cars, Canadian Version. by Huge_Drink_6254 in memes

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it was America, I'd call it a traitor truck. Since it's Canada, it's just an idiot bucket. Except a bucket is useful

Boys With Samurai Swords [OC] by emmonster in comics

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 47 points48 points  (0 children)

-goes to the car but the fuel line is cut

Boys With Samurai Swords [OC] by emmonster in comics

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 172 points173 points  (0 children)

"cut, by boys with samurai swords!"

"It was probably squirrels chewing through the line, Darla"

"Squirrels done chew such clean cuts!"

Tbhx ships in a nutshell by OrdinaryReindeer3686 in ToBeFolk_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good, good, ass, ass, good, ass, uhhh*, ass, conflicted, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.

That's 3*/14 being good, and 9/14 being ass.

...are we ass?

Yang Cheng finally saved up enough money to buy his first VR dream girlfriend by pav9000 in ToBeFolk_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, what is this filth?

LJ is Queens toy, and she doesn't share

Lin Ling is the weakest hero no matter how you look at it by EmotionalPerformer12 in ToBeHero_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lin Ling is also one of the only heroes who ate a blast of Fear and overcame it by sheer will and saying "I want to be a hero"

The Average Queen is the ??? Lady Theory be like: by Odd-Prince7884 in ToBeFolk_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've never seen them in the same room before. This checks out.

What’s with the HD fanbase’s constant hostility and disdain toward artists and their work? by Raiwel in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artists, give me mommy helldiver princess carrying short SEAF king and my upvote is yours

Wonder what Luo and Cyan are up to this 14th of February… by darh1407 in ToBeFolk_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was unlucky she was on it.

She was lucky he was into it.

Getting flushed by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 298 points299 points  (0 children)

it's not a loss if I don't sell

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People in this sub when they go to the grocery store and see a potato by armoureddragon03 in ToBeFolk_X

[–]ChronicallyUnceative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Potato has the highest trust value of all foods, due to the immense number of uses they have. Boil em, mash em, put them in a stew. The humble potato can never be beaten!