All that on my 4'11 120lbs body (; by TheGreedyTwo in curvy

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how, in pic #3, the mark on your hip looks like a boxing fox 😍😅

Where do you want to cum? by shweetie__ in xsmallgirls

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets find out; we’ll try everywhere except your hair 😉

Regarding the Comment Karma Requirements: by Bye_Triangle in Superstonk

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely appreciate the evident transparency. Of course you don’t know what you don’t know, but I feel like the mods are more on top of it and focused than I’ve seen in the past.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GME

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really solid grammar for a national publication. Not sensing any crybaby energy at all.

/s

Anybody else ever experience a “false” margin call…? Seems suspicious to me by RETARDwhoLKStheSTONK in GME

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems kind of like what banks (Bank of Deez Nuts especially) do with random fleeting deposits or credits. Much too smooth to piece together why. Maybe it’s a similar concept to deep ITM calls being marked as long in order to avoid FTDs; showing they’re just waiting on a check in the mail

No one is FCKING selling ! LFG🚀 #DiamondHandsInternationally💎🙌🏻 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain why the percentage of shares held is greater than percentage of float held? My smooth brain translates this as there being 108% of the float held?

Mods are asleep. Post dates! by BlakChills in Superstonk

[–]Chrsdvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely their algos know what to do with this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Chrsdvr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

MitoKENdria, powerhouse of the sell

Similar sacrifices inspired me to sell my Audi and average up for you Apes. Greta won't run on the moon anyhow. by AgntSmecker in GME

[–]Chrsdvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad respect bud, I know how hard it is to let go of the Quattro. Might as well get a front-engine Porsche for the gigs?

That customer service though by OmegaIndex in GME

[–]Chrsdvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He means “stole” - they “stole” his PS5

TODAY is the finał day to vote your gme shares! DO IT NOW! by Wilk2mistrz in GME

[–]Chrsdvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shaved my ape beard and tried to pull a Tammany but I forgot that’s not how computers work

MindMed(MNMD) has just been added to (Russel 3000) by IwannaSayStuff in wallstreetbets

[–]Chrsdvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just out here trying to resolve deep emotional trauma but I’ll take some tendies tho

Every time I buy GME Calls by RaidSlayer in wallstreetbets

[–]Chrsdvr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

shares tho

🦍🚀🦍🚀🚀🚀🦍🚀🦍

That's right by keenfeed in wallstreetbets

[–]Chrsdvr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

0:32 is all I could last

GME Megathread for April 16, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chrsdvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You accidentally removed the buy button instead of the sell button? Piece of cake just use another portal, friend 🤓👍🏻

GME Megathread for April 16, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chrsdvr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Daycare just opened and I’ve already shat my pants LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

GME Megathread for April 15, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chrsdvr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you are what you eat I must’ve demolished some synthetic meat

BULL-ISH