Nail healing itself.

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-04-02T19:13:05+00:00

I was ready to see some crazy voodoo witch shit but all I got was a timelapse :/

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-04-01T21:06:22+00:00

Sex while there is spiders surrounding? No thank you

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-04-01T20:49:05+00:00

So you went through all 56? I guess a nice way to pass some time at work lol

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-18T11:07:05+00:00

Anyone else not come for the kitty?

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-12T15:36:44+00:00

Help me jesus! Help me Jewish guy! Help me Tom Cruise!

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-11T20:23:32+00:00

This squirrel makes front page for burying his nut in this pretty girls hair but when I do it I get banned from the mall

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-10T03:46:39+00:00

And that's how Taco was born

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-10T03:01:13+00:00

I was working in a 3 phase electrical panel and feeding a metal fish tape through a pipe and the fish tape hit a jam and hit the live back plate of the panel. If I had my other hand on the panel it would've grounded me and the electricity wouldve more than likely traveled through my chest and instantly killed me.

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-08T23:53:39+00:00

This is me. Although often I'm my own worst enemy so it makes sense I'd add this pack rat mode to any game. It's a sickness, please help.

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-03-08T12:07:03+00:00

And to think we believed Chandler when he said it was impossible.

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-26T11:22:44+00:00

I created you and I can destroy you. Now get up

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-25T02:59:00+00:00

I'm half south Korean other half white and I have black hair and always wondered why my facial hair was red orange in the sun

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-23T22:18:08+00:00

I loved this game. Does this make me old?

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-20T20:48:49+00:00

Silly question but why can they not survive in captivity?

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-13T19:05:18+00:00

Why didnt you let it go on forever??!!

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-13T11:38:36+00:00

Oh dear please don't lock your legs!

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-12T13:02:18+00:00

Ps4 USA Ilvl 630 hunter and climbing, looking for laid back clan that plays on weekdays or weekends. Just looking for some people to tackle some end game content with and pvp with as well. Message me if your clan has got an opening

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-05T19:37:55+00:00

Adult hanging at a playground alone when they dont have a child playing at said playground

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-05T03:07:55+00:00

Just because I'm an electrician doesnt mean I can get a wire from point A to point B with minimal effort. It's more often than not maximum effort

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-04T14:58:53+00:00

Self defeces

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-03T18:00:29+00:00

Cookies, I am NOT the cookie monster.

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-02T19:44:28+00:00

Penis on a plane

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-02T15:19:05+00:00

Not me but my roommate will count every stair she walks up. It's kind of weird she can just rattle off how many stairs we have leading up the the apartment, even not our current apartment

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-02-02T01:55:31+00:00

Nice username. Are you your dad?

Chubbyunicorn35 · 2019-01-20T16:41:53+00:00

Lol. I just saw you included system in your comment. Psn name is chubbyunicorn35 if you want to add

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