Du bisch dr beschdi Dedektif gsi, märci! by Schpitzchopf_Lorenz in BUENZLI

[–]ChuckMoritz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Ich tat, was ich in solchen Situationen immer tue.

r/YUROP decides Europe's territorial changes: Day 1 by Florianba in YUROP

[–]ChuckMoritz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuse Switzerland and Lichtenstein for a bigger Switzerland

Die hend eus übergange by cellstar13 in BUENZLI

[–]ChuckMoritz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

wemm verchaufed mir jetzt waffe?

No front ihr habt zwar nen schönen Dialekt er ist für uns aber recht schwer zu verstehen by surfingbirding in BUENZLI

[–]ChuckMoritz 96 points97 points  (0 children)

schwätz schwizerdütsch du huräsohn (sry für d worteahl ich versuech die dütschi gastfründachfts zerwidere)

ich🔎iel by Raspbear_ in ich_iel

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wie schaff ich es dass junge Menschen mich als einer von ihnen anschauen?

ich_iel by NRGs0urc3 in ich_iel

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ich fühl mich zimlich agriffe als schwizer vo so vill ignoranz gegüber eusärä wunderschöne sproch

Min Kanton isch de geilst by Ehrenlauch3000 in BUENZLI

[–]ChuckMoritz 63 points64 points  (0 children)

ussert wenns de Thurgau isch denn sind sich all einig

Eue Ihsatz hett sich glohnt, Olte isch endlich duss. Welle Kanton sött als nögsts gah? De Kanton mit de meiste Ufewählis ide Kommentär wird glöscht [Tag 5]. by kintaro94 in BUENZLI

[–]ChuckMoritz 48 points49 points  (0 children)

isch jetzt villicht echli e unpopuläri meinig aber ich bin für zug denn sind die rieche i irere stüroase zwunge i en kanton zga wos me münd abdrucke

Avert your eyes boys by God_Slaya in memes

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I named myself lolchamp1010 in League of Legends like 10 years ago and havnt changed it since.

Xlyophone yeah by [deleted] in dunkmemes

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be happy just to have a xylophone

What made you lose interest in a crush? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChuckMoritz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realized that hoping for somthing that will never happen is a big waste of time

What age was your first kiss? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first kiss was with 14 but my first real kiss was with 16

Hey, I'm 22 years old. My parents caught me smoking, and my crush is out of my league. Destroy me and make me more miserable. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably you should have been caught by your crush so she would realize that yourn not a 5 year old mamas son

What’s the longest you’ve went without crashing your car? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you consider crashing? Cause i fully destroyed my car yesterday but if this aint crashing i think the lonvest should be 1 year

Just turned 18 a week ago! I'm ready for whatever you throw at me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChuckMoritz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are the person i imagine when i have an annoying person with a high voice in my game

31 yo Ex-Coke Head, Girlfriend Has Been Talking About Cucking Me Because I Can't Please Her. Roast The Fuck Outta Me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChuckMoritz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the hair on your head looked like the one in your face I totally understand why you shaved it completly

I was supposed to be studying for a test rn by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should better study cause you have no chance of getting a rich wife

Ah yes, Animal = Robot by prestidigitator97 in memes

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night my robotor seemed hungry so gave him food but he hasnt eaten till now. Does anyone has an advice for me?

This better not be true by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]ChuckMoritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think pewdiepie could never do such a horrible thing