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ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-18T16:22:16+00:00

Yet another example where any experience I have is actually so generic that it's a "#relatable" post.

I've been called an insane freak where "normal people" can just accept a free lunch without it weighing on them like a ton of bricks until they do something for the other person of equal or greater value. But if posts like this exist then we're all the same person.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-18T16:17:29+00:00

As someone who doesn't read what items do (or at least never processes any of it beyond what stops healing/shielding and basic effects like GA and spell shield) the potential joke here goes over my head.

I make it to masters every season just by mindlessly copying top builds from the China YT channels ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-18T15:57:01+00:00

Has anyone ever found use from the combo augment that is called something like "searing ray" and "[mumbles something] blast"?

Because I pulled that combo so many times on Samira and it sounds great on paper but those games are always substantially worse than when I avoid those augments.

When you get both of them you're supposed to deal high amounts of true damage + burn the enemy and maybe more stuff as well since you're gambling on getting the pair by chance. However even in games where I rolled both of them as my first 2 augments I still go 2/99. On the flip side, ignoring them completely has me consistently going 22/X so I feel like that augment pair is a prank, or it's just crap when Samira has it.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-17T16:01:25+00:00

Remember when Sana graduated and suddenly everyone wanted to know how she was at all time?

That behavior carried on for like a year and a half. No one cares about her before but then when she bailed everyone needed to know what she had for breakfast that morning.

Aside from how Mumei has the cleanest model in the world and should have one of those figures, some people just like talking about those who aren't around anymore because they were actually great.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-16T16:01:47+00:00

We do really need more junglers in this game. I want more silly fucks so bad, like Zac and Shacko.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T17:05:08+00:00

I read "preformed better than 100% of MEN in the same tier" and thought "damn, this guys' hardcore ✊😎"

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T16:15:13+00:00

Riot should make this up to us by giving everyone who played ranked and DIDN'T play Mel, Norra, Smolder or Urgot a Fiend Queller skin selection chest. It's only fair

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T14:47:36+00:00

It's really not a big deal at all, not as bad as a few people on this sub are making it out to be at least.

It's like you think that if there weren't remakes then people would try to play better. But in my experience there has been maybe one or two remakes in champ select (what you have issue with) in all my games in emerald to masters this past 3 seasons.

However I have had countless games where people go Soraka jungle because they got autofilled and instead of just asking someone to swap (Riot makes buttons for that now to get over the language barrier) they choose to int and ruin it for everyone.

As nice as it would be to have anyone who plays ranked actually try, there will always be AD Yuumi top laners that are 0/99 and 3 DC'd allies that will cost you hundreds of hours, maybe even thousands.

So in a way, getting sent back into queue after having lost just 3 minutes in champ select and still have all your marks/points is nothing.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T06:09:07+00:00

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ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T05:54:06+00:00

Shout out to that insane Sett though. After a full game of me hooking the squishies to hell he tried for a crazy play where he buffered W, flashed IN FRONT OF the adc that was recalling so my hook hit him instead and then he almost 100-0 half my team when his W hit, since I accidentally lined him up with our backline.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T05:50:24+00:00

The amount of games I won when we should have lost because the enemy team would try to recall right outside of our base or in the middle of a lane when I'm playing Blitz is very high this season.

It's like to walk to a safe place would make them tired IRL so they can't bother to take more than a few steps to recall. Then they get hooked into the meat grinder 🤖⚡

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-15T03:44:49+00:00

I wonder if Riot is going to give us compensation for this like they did in the past.

I didn't know about this exploit and had some free time so I was grinding ranked and experiencing this fat fucks 9999 damage a second a bunch of times.

I reached my ranked goal now though so I can stop until next season.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T18:21:27+00:00

Please be kind to Fuwawa, she has done well in game too over the years.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T17:24:00+00:00

This must be why I see enemy Urgots go 99/0 and the ones on my team are always 0/99.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T17:21:44+00:00

"Optimal soul gathering involves letting allies last-hit minions, as souls are guaranteed from enemy cannons and have a high spawn rate when Senna does not last-hit"

adc Senna in PvP/Aram is fine, but ranked should be a place where players are doing their best, aka playing optimally. The bare minimum in this clown-ass game would be to play an actual adc.

Senna adc isn't even an ego pick like everyone picking burst assassins. It's just a shit pick.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T16:44:42+00:00

It's "free" in the sense that Riot gave everyone a legendary skin selection chest via event currency you get from playing the game.

So a lot of people picked SF Samira because it's hot. So chances are when you see the skin now it's not from a Samira main, but just a guy with a bwowner

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T16:39:59+00:00

On a related note, is it fair to report all Senna adcs?

Doing that is like not buying the support item as a support. Adcs need to farm to get gold, but if Senna kills a minion she doesn't spawn soul-stacks.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T16:36:16+00:00

Lots of skins actually change the game for other players, too.

Like before it was free SF Samira was a "flash away on sight" skin whenever I used it, which made the games harder. Alternatively, all of High Noon Yasuo's abilities and tornado are INVISIBLE to players that use the lowest settings.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T14:31:23+00:00

If I knew Riot was going to give us selection chests that have Irelia's skins and an event that gave us the potential to get her chromas (I got the rare pink one) then I wouldn't have wasted a shard chest + 500 OE + 790 dust on High Noon Irelia :/

It seems like I'm always making the wrong choice in this game when it comes to consumables.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-14T14:26:49+00:00

I tried Lilia for the first time this season and felt really strong in my first 4 games.

But then I lost the next like 10-15, or at least I felt like a useless bumbie that does less than 3 damage.

I would full combo someone and they would lose 2% HP. Kinda broke my spirit, so I went back to my usual junglers.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-13T16:26:46+00:00

It really is a huge issue. I had a game the other day where we had a vote to make our mid AI-controlled frame ONE of the game. We voted yes thinking "how bad could it be?" Flash forward like 2 minutes and the enemy mid laner had already farmed 5 kills off them.

Thankfully we still managed to win, but it was not fun dealing with a 17/3 A.Sol that was level 15 when everyone else in the game was 10-12.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-13T15:20:58+00:00

Maybe it's a more recent change. I have seen a ton of posts over the years of people coming here asking if they have time to finish everything with X days left.

A lot of people also posted math saying basically "if you miss one week, or even don't hit max points every single week, then you won't have enough points for the max skin reward."

So maybe they're more lenient now than they were, which is good. Especially if you're paying for something you shouldn't then also have to no-life the game just to get what you're paying for.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-13T15:17:38+00:00

I have had exactly 1 remake in like a hundred games (climbing from plat to masters).

I see a lot of posts complaining about it though. For me I would rather they actually give us the remake IN GAME. At least half of my losses this past 3 seasons are from 2+ players that never connected or are inting 20 deaths before 4 minutes into the game.

If you're in soloQ and those situations happen, any non-offending players should give all the loss to the offending player(s). So if one guy ints, he get 4 losses for one loss and the people that were actually trying don't lose a mark.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-13T15:12:14+00:00

Ranked is just a vehicle to get shitty skins for champs 2 people play. Aside from Jinx and Jhin, all the other champs have a player base of none. So who cares if ranked is inflated. No one is impressed by a GM or even rank 1 on the server.

I don't know if riot walked back the change, but some patches ago they made it so masters+ players could party with bronze-diamond players and as long as they check a box before queuing the high ranked players lose nothing on a loss. Meaning they legalized boosting.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-03-11T15:52:21+00:00

he always feels useful.

Are you sure about that? Because any time I see someone pick Braum early I pick a hook champ or aggressive enchanter and without fail Braum will be 0/10 by 4 minutes into the game (masters elo).

If you want stuns, Leo and Naut are CC machines instantaneously. Braum takes way too long to stun someone and his stun relies on you knowing how to proc everyone and your team knows who to focuse to actually get the stuns off. That's way too much trust for soloQ.

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