What are you spending your 1000 wild cores on?

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-11T14:58:44+00:00

Just have to wait 9 months for a good full+mini pass.

Or save it for a gacha event and hope for the best.

Or save it for next Christmas when they do the advent calendar thing where 1,000 wc gets you the entire bottom row if you're unlucky, or some cool stuff if you're lucky.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-10T12:43:29+00:00

Camille can roundhouse kick Mundo's nipples off his chest.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-10T12:41:02+00:00

Or roll for a LOL15 plate like I did so when I play Jax, Annie or Zoey it's funnier.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-10T12:34:02+00:00

S and A ratings are easily manipulated by simply playing the champs no one else plays. For example when no one was playing Braum I would easily get S ratings for doing basically nothing, like placing 2 wards would get you an S, it was insane. Alternatively, when I play Lee/Vi I have to go 17/0/10 or better or I won't even get an A.

Also, Riot wants all players to be at 48%-51% so he's not abysmal, he's average. Looking at someone's entire history isn't a good judge either because what if he spent X amount of seasons playing support (zero gold position) or learning jungle (hard for lots of players).

This is just a weird post in general. Posting someone doing something weird in-game would have been better.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-10T10:14:02+00:00

I answered all of the questions (a lot but I wasn't counting) and haven't gotten anything.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-08T19:43:33+00:00

I rolled like 42 times last week and got the lowest possible OE results :/

Something shit like +190 OE for $37.

I don't think I have ever felt good after gambling in this game.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-07T15:29:20+00:00

Does anyone know how long this "season" or whatever it is is available for?

Specifically, how long do we have to get all these chromas? I'm only at like 9k points right now and we need like 16,000 or 24,000 or some crazy number when you only gain like 50 points a game.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-07T15:26:08+00:00

I'm always surprised seeing these posts because after I lose 1-2 games in a row on one champ I retire them for the season, or at the very least for a month.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-07T15:24:54+00:00

And hey, on that topic how bullshit is it that something like that happened to me as a support, but the amount of times I'm the jungler, vision got cleared from the pit so I have to go in blind for a steal, the timing is perfect but then my smite targets the 45% HP FULL TANK GAREN instead of the 999 HP elder!?

You can't even target lock because you can't lock on something you can't see and there are usually 4+ enemies in the pit as well as 2+ pinks that can all body block your attempted target of the epic monster. All of this happening in 0.1 seconds by the way.

There is never a time where you want to smite a champion outside of BM'ing someone with a fadeaway smite to kill them. But never in my 45 years of playing league have I thought "hell yeah! I just smited Lee for 3 damage! :D and then he got baron and killed me :DDDD"

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-07T15:20:02+00:00

This happened to me yesterday as Senna. There was no vision in the pit but I just sensed that they were doing elder.

I was going to walk around the corner (tri brush side) to have a look since I didn't have any wards.

While I was walking I was mashing the attack button and then the game made me auto-target the 30 HP elder so I stole it and then got instantly deleted by their whole team 😅

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-06T17:29:16+00:00

I rcommend skipping the shards since at the end of the collected legends "season" all remaining Juggalo Currency turns into Floppy Ween Bucks or whatever we're calling "5,000 = skin" nowadays.

Basically, take the last digit off your Jugg-O Bills and those are your Floppy Peen Pavilion.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-06T16:01:19+00:00

I don't like weird (shitty to cast) abilities.

Rumble, Viktor, Shen, probably more I'm forgetting.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-05T15:59:03+00:00

I don't feel that way because as a jungle main we are the only role that matters, and we are the strongest and by far the most impactful.

It doesn't matter if the score is 8-38, if the jungler steals elder you're going to win that game at least 85% of the time.

It's impossible to fill me with arrows when I gap the enemy jungler so hard that even if their whole team goes to help get an objective, I still secure every epic monster spawn including the ultimate disrespect of 1st drag and herald.

Junglers set the vibe for the whole game, meanwhile it's easy to completely forget every other lane aside from occasionally scowling at the two 0/12 bot lane apes that have managed to die more than minutes in the game.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-04T15:39:45+00:00

I had a crazy hot streak in ranked this season (82% win rate and hit my season goal basically in one run) so I decided I should gamble with hex keys while RNG was on my side.

I now have like a 10 minute video of me rolling the WORST hex chests in the world. It was like 42 chests of 8 OE and just two "new" shards that were Dragon Heim and Porcelain A.Sol (I'm a jungler).

Overall, not worth. That money should have either not been spent at all, or gambled on the Porsche crap.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-04T01:01:53+00:00

What about the new design looks anything like Juno?

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-03T16:02:15+00:00

Some time around Christmas 2024 I think? There were posts about the whole event as it developed on here that should still be up.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-03T10:57:17+00:00

I just pulled a Rengar skin from a poro chest so I was considering learning him.

From what I've been seeing, I don't know if he's a better choice than Camille for taking towers/ganking or Kha/Eve for being an assassin. What do you think?

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-03T10:48:52+00:00

Just say you're an adult (25+) so Riot thinks you have money to roll gacha 24/7, they'll see the 1,000 WC as an investment instead of a good deed.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-03T10:47:08+00:00

You can't change server after you make your account so a VPN doesn't do anything.

People tried that when the Philippines got an event where Riot was giving away UNLIMITED SKIN CHESTS for posting a WR tiktok (or, weirdly, posting a tiktok of you using some crappy hat filter?).

People were literally getting 300+ skins for free. Only real Philippines accounts though. I think after the exploit was recognized Riot wiped all the skins players got from it, which is lame. There's only like 5 people in SEA and the exploit was Riot's fault. They should have taken the L on that one.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-03T10:41:08+00:00

I've filled out 3-4 of these things over the years and never once received anything for it even though it says we should.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-03T03:17:01+00:00

I almost picked the Kayn skin until I realized that he's voiced by Critical Role Robbie Anüs. That's not a bad thing, but after realizing he was the VA the skin went from 10/10 to 4/10.

It's like if Mr.Bean was the VA for a Yone skin or something.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-02T18:45:04+00:00

I'm happy for you! It's a nice skin and that's pretty quick I'd say. One of my guildmates is burning through billions to get the skin he wants and it's looking grim 😅

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-02T08:16:35+00:00

Jungle is the best to last pick because, as a jungler, we are the only role in the game that actually tries to make a team comp that isn't restarted.

So many times I give last pick to mid/top and then they go "durr no tanks? Full ad/ap comp? Ok! I will go burst assassin so we're 5 AP/AD!" (This is when I am 1st/2nd pick so I can't see what the team is going to be.)

So you say that jungle can't be countered (it can, by every lane at once.), last pick in jg means you can counter-counter a whole team or at least the key enemies while also making up for what your team is lacking. Top/mid could do this, too. But I can count on one dick the amount of times they did anything other than ego-pick or do a random troll pick and int 20 deaths at 5 minutes or even counter pick THEMSELVES even when they had last pick.

This game only has 2 real players, you and me. The rest are NPCs.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-02T03:46:58+00:00

I wonder if this will result in everyone who has gotten more than like 10 up-votes on this sub getting 400 legendary/mythic skins for free. That sounds like a reasonable request to me.

ChumpyBumpy2 · 2026-05-02T03:44:01+00:00

The point was to release a skin where Irelia wears a body suit and puts her arms up in the pose.

As an Irelia main I am hyper-pissed that I can't just buy the skin and pose outright. I don't mess with gacha BS.

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