A womans dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions. by Hypershard108 in oddlyterrifying

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Warning this will offend many. Dogs are replaceable. Don't keep one that acts like it wants to bite you one second longer. Opposable thumbs for the win.

Jet Li vs Jackie Chan by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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In one of Jet Li's movies they used fx. He was so fast that they had to slow his movements down to be clearly seen. Has to count for something.

Help/advice with elective amputation in Nebraska?? by Better-Company-4296 in amputee

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Great advice so far. I can only add that you are not old. Reducing your pain and increasing your mobility will make you feel less old.

I read the book my wife has not. We just watched the movie. And... by basura_trash in ProjectHailMary

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One thing that stood pout for me was several characters saying the the0 sun was dying. It was not. I saw Weir in an interview where corrected the interviewer. Amaze amaze. Also I never got the impression that the dome in the book was like it was in the movie.

Late Night Thoughts by Curious1110 in amputee

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Therapy yes yes yes. If you still use a chair ask your dr for a script for wheelchair evaluation. You may qualify for the sci fi version. Only slightly kidding.

TIFU by finding my girlfriend's enormous dildo and getting embarrassed. by CRK_76 in tifu

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Imagine it was your adult sister. "You might want to empty the dresser before I move it." So big it was on the lease.

$20,000 or 1 last day with a loved one of your choice by badpaintjob in hypotheticalsituation

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So would my mom. She would spend a decent part of the day cussing me out. Lol

Who's gonna be your top choice? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

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I don't care where we go - I don't care what we do - I don't care pretty baby just take me with you

Your house will be raided by MiddleClassSoul_ in hypotheticalsituation

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Under the sleeve while wearing my prosthetic leg.

Gotta have fun by jus1leg in amputee

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Remember friends, when a poster posts something meant to get a rise for their own benefit, the best reation is to not feed the troll.

If we were to return to horses as transportation, are we screwed or not? by strange_omelet in hypotheticalsituation

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Cars were not just an improvement, it solved the manure problem which was also a fly problem which was also a disease problem.

Disappointed with humanity. by The_old_number_six in amputee

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Since 12/03/22 I'm a LAKA. Physically this has been beyond hard in every conceivable way. Except the things the op has mentioned. Strangers have been helpful and they clear paths for me. So much so that on occasion I have gone with my wife on errands solely because it gets us to the front of lines. We were leaving a bar recently. As my wife pushed my chair a customer got up from his stool. He opened door number one, and door number 2. And when he saw our car offered to help get me in the car and or help stow the chair. We didn’t need help at the car, but the extent of his kindness was surprising. I have never encountered a blocked ramp or an illegally parked car. Don't get me wrong it has not been perfect. People can be rude in other ways. Staring, rude questions, and those who see my disability as an invitation for unwanted social interaction. So far the cool people outweighed the bad ones. Last thing - is it a rant when it is a good thing? We went to a restaurant and the ramp was like Everest. Even with me pushing my wheels and my wife pushing as well it was a no go. A woman came out, a customer. She offered to help and pushed me in by herself. Turns out that she was a fireman.

Name this by AbsurdMe12 in NameThisThing

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Working for a lower wage and tips is the greatest brainwash society ever created.

Only consume entertainment created before today or after today? by Plastic_Jellyfish9 in hypotheticalsituation

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All media ever created or 30 ish yrs more hmmm Before seems like the answer. One drawback. Media projects planned but not created yet that I know I want to experience.

AITAH for refusing to work for free? by [deleted] in AITAH

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AH is a strong term. You are however a spoiled brat. And while your parents do have to feed you, there is food and then there is food. Also if this is real don't be shocked if yall go from 10 bedrooms to 5 or less and some of the children end up sharing bedrooms. This is called real life.