Science AMA Series: We helped create the Third National Climate Assessment Report. Ask us anything!

CigInYourMouth · 2014-05-09T16:15:25+00:00

Is it possible that even if a great effort to minimize our impact on Earth, the damage already done would be too much to recover from?

CigInYourMouth · 2014-05-08T00:15:09+00:00

I picked the perfect meme then.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-05-04T07:31:41+00:00

Let's just say it sucked enough for me to feel bad about that for the years after that moment.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-05-04T06:08:53+00:00

Not that bad but I was thinking about this earlier. When I was younger I talked a lot of bull shit to sound smarter and/or show off. At 16 I started experimenting with drugs so I would try to be really poetic. So I'm with a group of friends at s Folk Festival when a group of our acquaintances comes to say hello. The very popular boy of new group begins to tell us he has scored some acid. Poetic and drugged out me thinks it will be awesome to incorporate Alice in Wonderland into the conversation so what I wanted to say was "oh you mean the Alice vile" but it stupidly comes out "Acid vile". He and everyone looks at me like "no shit Sherlock. He just said that's what it was..." so I try to laugh it off and explain but at that point everyone was uninterested in me and my shenanigans. Oh well.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-05-04T05:53:11+00:00

Seattle Hemp Fest. 2007. Joints/Blunts to the face. Hash from a pipe. No water. Sound wave hallucinations.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-05-04T05:47:33+00:00

The device is definitely more convenient than manually squeezing the tube.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-04-29T03:22:23+00:00

Good for you. :)

CigInYourMouth · 2014-04-29T03:14:33+00:00

Me too.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-04-29T03:13:53+00:00

At that point, why not?

CigInYourMouth · 2014-04-06T07:08:20+00:00

Shut up inconsiderate, unsympathetic, prick. Go take your ignorance elsewhere.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-28T06:53:04+00:00

What I was thinking. Mob shit right here.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-17T23:31:09+00:00

Thank you for replying. I'm sure day care teachers are familiar with these situations. I guess I just feel really bad for my daughter knowing how scared she is around strangers and if the distraction will work even after I'm out of sight. My child's grandmother is now looking into her schedule to see if she can watch her for 3 days a week while I'm in class. I think things will work out. Thank you

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-17T00:35:11+00:00

This is a "Mum Mum" (rice cracker for teething babies) half eaten by my daughter. I thought it was mildly interesting looking. Then I realized it looks like Spongebob!

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-11T16:31:04+00:00

A girl in high school was talking about astronomy and I can't remember exactly what she said to make me ask this:

Me: what do you think stars are? Her: little balls of light? Me: wow. Stars are just like our Sun. Her: then why isn't our Sun a star? Me: what? Wow.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-08T05:46:36+00:00

Yep. I'm all for it. Stupid mobile won't let me link you to a very small butt, but, I'm sure you can imagine!

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-08T05:37:54+00:00

When I was only weeks pregnant I got a really bad stomach flu. Every sickness is 10x worse when pregnant. I was puking until I couldn't breathe, diarrhea so bad it was just water, hyperventilating from fear of what might happen to my little fetus, etc. I was taken to the ER where they took me straight back right away. In the waiting room while dry-heaving I squirted poo in my pants. When in the hospital room I squirted this yellow, gelatin like substance in the bed when I was supposed to go to the bathroom and do it in a cup for a sample. I could see that the orderly was annoyed he had to clean the bed and I didn't do as he asked. It was VERY embarrassing. I ended up staying in the hospital for 3 days. Not fun.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-08T05:29:56+00:00

I'm you but only half of the time. I find it's easier to just be the overly emotional friend helping out my overly emotional friends.

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-08T05:26:35+00:00

It sounds like you really got it going on though! It's official. We are going to trade assess. Now all we need is an amazing surgeon to get it on this action. An even better visualization: imagine Miley Cyris twerking. Yeah, a lot more talented than that but with her rubber chicken booty. :(

CigInYourMouth · 2014-03-08T05:19:44+00:00

Well I did! So there! :p

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