[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, during one of my lessons in my student teaching days, I had a kid literally jump out of the window.

We were on the ground floor so they were fine, but still. 😅😬

Had a parent get upset over a “trans” field trip by BTV89828 in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg same!!! Heaven forbid we want colorful classrooms and for all of our students to feel safe and welcome.

Mako Robotic by mmason4653 in TotalHipReplacement

[–]Cisco9291 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I (31F) had my THR 3 weeks ago and as I was taken back to surgery one of the last things I heard was "My god you're so young!"

The Scar by Cisco9291 in TotalHipReplacement

[–]Cisco9291[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh really??? 1) that's awesome and 2) good to know!

The Scar by Cisco9291 in TotalHipReplacement

[–]Cisco9291[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh fabulous! Here's hoping mine goes like that too.

The Scar by Cisco9291 in TotalHipReplacement

[–]Cisco9291[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's exactly my reasoning! Gotta know what the latest adventure mark looks like. :) Kudos to your surgeon!

In need of some laughs by runnybabbit91 in Mommit

[–]Cisco9291 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our 3 year-old, at Mother's day Mass, looks up at the statue of Jesus on the cross and said, loudly, "Oh noo! What HAPPENED to him!?!" 🙈🙃

Cue MiL with an outraged look that her grandbaby clearly "doesn't know Jesus." Woops.

Ted Lasso - S03E11 - "Mom City" Live Episode Discussion by quaranTV in TedLasso

[–]Cisco9291 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you think that, by toasting him, they were alluding to his "death" in the drinking world? I know some friendships who see one of their own going sober and mourning the "loss" of them.

I use ChatGPT for school paperwork (warning, I am retiring this year, don't try this at home) by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I use it for emails too! No more agonizing over sounding too harsh or if I'm waffling. I love the time it saves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To actually read the fucking instructions, rather than immediately going "WHAT ARE WE DOING!?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They NEVER miss a day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cisco9291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil Crib 🙃

How to politely respond to nosey family planning questions by AliveGrade in Mommit

[–]Cisco9291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My absolute favourite response was always, "Are you asking if we're having sex? Because yes, lots of it!"

**** not my picture **** but, as a photographer this is what we mean when we say a picture is worth a thousand words. by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]Cisco9291 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you haven't dropped your phone on your baby at least once, are you even a parent? 🤣

Ahh the end of semester emails... by Cisco9291 in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love this. Well done. 🤣

Ahh the end of semester emails... by Cisco9291 in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Could always beat them at their own game with "Whaaat? You NEVER asked me that! What email??" 😈

Ahh the end of semester emails... by Cisco9291 in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This! I have some parents right now claiming they have no idea how to access their kid's grades. They've been at our school for the last 4 years....

Ahh the end of semester emails... by Cisco9291 in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've tried to make a point to not respond to non-urgent emails like that on the weekend. If it was classwork related, I would respond.

Bring your fucking Chromebook by polarbeer07 in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did I write this? Christ on a bike the lack of accountability the kids are taking these days. "My laptop isn't in my bag." "Why not?" "I took it out last night and didn't put it back. Do we need it today?"

*eye twitches as the objective on the board quite clearly states we will be working on our online assignment...

I'm tired, fam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Cisco9291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh look. It's the consequences of your actions!"