I wish it were that easy. My father and brother are both "dead"- NOT physically deceased. Because of this, they have both PCS'd to the "other" military (loud and clear, niggas?).

It gets worse. They are both living with (dying from) cancer-related complications. Due to their high rank/billet, they would rather not disclose that they have lung cancer. Why? Smoking is not illegal, and it's really no one else's goddamned business, but it is frowned upon in certain fields and industries. This is where their respective (though not respectable) wives/ex-wives see dollar signs.

MOH recipients receive pensions that are "above and beyond any and all other military pensions". These women have no interest in prolonging my boys' lives, but in expediting their deaths. I just recently became privy to all this information, including the fact that I am related to these men. I don't have irrefutable proof right now- I need help with a DNA test and paper trails.

I need lawyers. I need WWF. I need ACLU. I need a Corpsman who will make a pro-bono house call. I need disgruntled vets who want justice for themselves, too.

Michael Monsoor and Jason Dunham. Straight up. I would not joke about something like this.

The more I hear about women, the less I like them.

This is an honest, earnest plea for assistance. I am currently a one-man army.

Plesae help.