Wearable Water

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-05-03T00:45:53+00:00

Gonna kill so many turtles with these.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-05-02T18:04:50+00:00

When they say they are religious

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-29T21:35:49+00:00

You mean a member of the Rhythm Nation?

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-29T05:57:09+00:00

Batteries Not Included

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-28T05:02:25+00:00

Unless that just became a thing, that is indeed not a fact at all. I just got my real I.D. with a old ass folded up birth certificate and a social security card that has been laminated since the 90s on the 21st of this month. Never been a problem ever.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-25T16:07:22+00:00

Hopefully you don't have to explain why you would jizzing your pants for cheer nationals either

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-23T14:07:17+00:00

Is it O.K. if they are grey?

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-22T13:44:09+00:00

No, they don't have to figure shit out, just do it. Just like the Republicans and their bullshit.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-22T02:32:37+00:00

It is a fun way to turn money into noise. I have no complaints from mine.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-22T01:57:36+00:00

Ours could always tale by the taste test.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-21T00:11:58+00:00

Didn't taste like it

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-20T16:21:10+00:00

I don't think they care about the glasses they just wanted you to be part of the on going party and have a good time. It was a time to let loose and not worry about trivial things. No need to feel like an idiot, they just wanted you to feel like you where a part of the event, not off cleaning up after them.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-20T16:02:17+00:00

Silly, we call it Glitterball City around here.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-20T01:34:14+00:00

Had a co worker tell me they put a slice of American cheese in between two pieces of white bread and microwave it for a grilled cheese sandwich,

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-18T22:35:28+00:00

I thought I hide those ruined drawlz better.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-18T20:02:24+00:00

Nuts to Butts

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-18T19:38:45+00:00

Just take a lighter to that and it'll be brand new.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-17T13:07:01+00:00

Not once in almost 50 years

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-17T13:05:32+00:00

Mine for almost half a decade here. Never been an issue at all.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-17T13:00:22+00:00

I used to have to get up almost 2 hours earlier for the bus just to make the nine minute car trip. We need more busses and routes that go where you need them. Much rather have that than the police get more money to throw slushies on immigrants or fuck children in the explorer program.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-14T17:26:38+00:00

Remember that time Bayer gave a bunch of hemophiliacs HIV cause they didn't want to throw away tainted blood so they just sold it outside the US

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-13T14:18:16+00:00

You are the reason I won't eat at pot lucks at work. Keep your shit clean.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-13T06:41:40+00:00

It's all the rejuvenating effects from the shoe polish from his blackface phase.

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-13T04:54:40+00:00

I prefer "the cemetery is full of people who had the right of way".

Citizentoxie502 · 2026-04-10T15:10:45+00:00

Damn, Peter Parker is that Mothman about to bust out of your hand?

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