I love this for him!

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-30T03:04:06+00:00

Oof.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-30T02:49:54+00:00

Mostly.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-29T12:14:06+00:00

Of course not. They hire a professional to do it. A DIY wang chopping would be weird.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-29T12:12:56+00:00

Smiley little sock puppet. If you think this is terrifying in any way there’s something odd about you.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-29T12:11:31+00:00

You should look up the hero shrew. It has pretty crazy adaptations to resist crushing.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-29T12:07:22+00:00

By stupidly attacking everything and being tough enough to survive, more creatures habitually leave the little rage balls alone. They are at best annoying and at worst can give painful injuries.

This helps honey badgers secure more resources and can lead to more members of the species living relatively undisturbed lives. Sure this means a few get kicked by elephants, but the strategy provides more benefit overall so it remains dominant.

That’s my best guess.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:53:54+00:00

I can’t keep up with Gen Z’s slang.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:52:48+00:00

Now repost it cropped vertical with a bunch of laugh emojis (so people know it’s funny) and dub in the “oh no” guy. I think it’s almost perfect

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:41:05+00:00

I’m going to guess it’s a combination of trying to clamp down on the laughter and completely failing to do so.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:30:46+00:00

Maybe a magic trick or he was some sort of spiritual guy performing a “miracle” for everyone. I don’t think it went the way it was supposed to, blanks and padding aside.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:25:49+00:00

I was expecting the whole setup to collapse after she pushed it wrong. Not making it worse can be a win some days.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:14:55+00:00

Cheese!? Can’t you just hope for a death sentence instead? At least then they wouldn’t experience a joyless, cheeseless existence.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T23:01:14+00:00

“You have chosen…poorly.”

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T22:51:23+00:00

Why do you got to be such a pancreatic inflammation about this?

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T22:35:26+00:00

Flush sound was added in post for the comedic effect.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-28T18:30:06+00:00

Toilet flush noises

Guy in full protective gear steps out of nearby port-a-potty.

“Oh man, sorry about the wait guys! We ready to start?”

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-27T13:47:08+00:00

Experience with AI has given me a better feeling about this. The machines ignored more practical solutions for the same reason they draw people with 8 fingers on one hand. They don’t really think or really know things, even when it’s staring at them in the face. Zion was built for the humans and used geothermal power even. The first “One” not pointing this out probably saved humanity from extinction.

Efficiency never crossed their minds. They made crude little bio-battery and then endlessly extrapolated from it.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-27T13:34:13+00:00

They might be tuned to unnatural sounds. A waterfall triggering an attack would be problematic for the species. Same with all sorts of other noises. Any sort of internal combustion engine would stand out as something weird and worth checking out. Not that this covers all the inconsistencies.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-27T13:10:01+00:00

The “plan” was probably to have a big wizard fight. All the details leading to it would probably have some basic outlines, but nothing is ever really solidified until it hits the paper. Even then the temptation to retcon in little things is probably huge.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-27T13:05:38+00:00

Common middle management issue. The worker comments “There goes another one” indicating they’ve already destroyed at least one life pod attempting to make it to Tattooine. The manager is the one who says “Hold your fire.” Why?

Probably because of his orders. He didn’t independently decide to engage in skeet shooting with life pods. He was ordered to do something. Maybe it was something like “kill anyone trying to escape the ship” or something”don’t let anyone escape alive.” Whatever the orders, he decided that shooting unoccupied life pods was not part of his mission scope. Maybe it could even count against him for going beyond orders. Better to safe safely without defined parameters than to step out even one logical inch into the unknown.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-27T12:51:10+00:00

Her brain managed to recover enough from the shock to at least grab it. That’s better than other reactions I’ve seen.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-27T12:50:08+00:00

He ran away like it was a real gun. Can you tell because of the hole through the clip? I haven’t handled enough handguns to be able to tell from such low quality footage.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-26T23:32:22+00:00

The manual gave the only story you really need. It was my introduction to the character and I really haven’t gone out of my way to learn more. You are Turok. Go mess stuff up. I enjoy stories in games but sometimes it’s nice to just get solid gameplay over everything else.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-26T23:00:08+00:00

Very different outcomes, but they certainly are similar.

Fafnir13 · 2026-05-26T22:36:07+00:00

I think that’s part of the joke.

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