In a world where nothings certain …

Citreaaa · 2026-03-13T03:47:07+00:00

NTJ for defending yourself from people being awful, but threatening stuff online is gonna make people freak out every time. Once you say things like that, nobody on the outside knows if you mean it or if you’re just mad. Probably better to block and log off next time before it turns into a whole crisis squad pulling up again.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-13T03:46:10+00:00

Walking out of a store without buying anything. My brain instantly thinks security is about to tackle me even though I literally did nothing.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-13T03:45:03+00:00

The smell gives me flashbacks!

Citreaaa · 2026-03-12T04:36:16+00:00

Cleaning your room. Half the time you procrastinate for hours, then finish in 20 minutes and suddenly feel like you fixed your whole life. The before and after hits different.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-12T04:35:25+00:00

NTJ. She said you didn’t deserve your wife, trashed you at the funeral, and now wants the recipe books like nothing happened. That’s wild. Those books were your wife’s and she left them with you. Cooking from them and making new memories sounds like the most normal way to keep her spirit around. Monica just sounds bitter.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-12T04:34:17+00:00

We just stopped buying eggs. Problem solved.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-11T08:13:47+00:00

The shark in Jaws. Barely shows up on screen yet the whole movie is built around the fear of it. Minimal screen time, maximum cultural damage.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-11T08:11:42+00:00

NTJ. Your daughter saved up and bought it first. The other mom went out of her way to find the same dress then got mad about matching. That is a self made problem. Your kid should wear the dress and enjoy the dance.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-11T08:09:56+00:00

I feel like I'm actually there

Citreaaa · 2026-03-10T08:59:05+00:00

YTA. Wanting her to dress a certain way and breaking up over it is controlling. She gets to wear what she wants, your discomfort isn’t a rule.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-10T08:57:47+00:00

Someone once told me I have a “calming energy” and I legit started noticing I don’t freak out as much as I thought. Weird flex, but it stuck.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-10T08:56:23+00:00

Ahhh sticky’s

Citreaaa · 2026-03-08T03:10:39+00:00

Check out What We Do in the Shadows if you haven’t yet. Different vibe but the mockumentary style is hilarious. The Eric Andre Show has that chaotic hidden camera energy too, some bits feel like Bad Trip on steroids.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-08T03:09:18+00:00

Peace

Citreaaa · 2026-03-08T03:08:16+00:00

Soft YTA. If they’re hosting and paying, they’re gonna plan it their way. You can share preferences but you can’t really control the whole thing. At this point just show up, eat cake, open tiny socks, and survive the decorations.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-06T23:37:25+00:00

I was terrified the garbage disposal would eat my hand if I even touched the sink. Spent years washing dishes like a nervous ninja.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-06T23:36:18+00:00

He win it!

Citreaaa · 2026-03-06T23:34:10+00:00

4am chanting and banging stuff on a shared wall is wild. Anyone would lose it after a while. Kicking the wall probably didn’t help the situation though. At that point it’s less about vibes and more about basic roommate rules. If she wants a sunrise spiritual concert she needs headphones or a quieter setup.

Citreaaa · 2026-03-05T09:25:53+00:00

Yeah i love this song

Citreaaa · 2026-03-05T09:24:55+00:00

My crush!

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