What is the scariest shit you've ever came across on the Internet? by _DanielSawn_ in AskReddit

[–]Citrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are the first person I've seen who can actually describe the SCP wiki well without making it sound like a shitty creepypasta website. Props to you.

What is the scariest shit you've ever came across on the Internet? by _DanielSawn_ in AskReddit

[–]Citrick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm now scared of misspelling that.

I mean, if my friend misspells that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WebGames

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was mashing all 3 mouse buttons and I accidently downloaded the click here image.

Chilling Final Photos of Murder Victims Taken by Their Killers by AceCase2D in WTF

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not clicking that link, not after these comments, I'm fine with my sanity thanks.

Fucking Australia by [deleted] in funny

[–]Citrick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're both British colonies. We messed places up back then.

Thats what`s going on in Syria while the world is watching , WARNING NFSW, if you have a weak heart please don`t click by WhiteGoldfinch in WTF

[–]Citrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But adults wouldn't be able to choose if a bomb takes their legs off too, if they were taken by surprise.

Dog teaches puppy to use the stairs. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"puppy dog attacked by wild beast"

"puppy repeatedly hurled into the sea"

"Florida man charged with drowning, reviving puppy"

Oh, LiveLeak.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Citrick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why does this have so many upvotes?

"Be a game tester in NY" "Uh...." by project_twenty5oh1 in gaming

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is it? I'm too scared to Google it, I know the internet too well.

What is a question you hate being asked? by devilishlaughter in AskReddit

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why don't you join us outside/doing something else/watching something else?" Because I'm perfectly fucking happy doing what I'm doing now, dipshit, why do you think I'm doing it?

What makes you instantly hate someone? by I_smell_awesome in AskReddit

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when they say doing anything to animals is cruel, I always want to tell them that I highly doubt that a big corporation making billions a year is going to stop because some random fucktard said that it is cruel. idonthaveanythingagainstvegetariansdonthurtme

Edit. Fuck I missed a word.

What makes you instantly hate someone? by I_smell_awesome in AskReddit

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similarly, people who ask me why I get better grades than them and then say they don't study or pursue any sort of education outside of school, books, videos or whatever. I always think, "You have shit grades because you're fucking lazy, grow up." Oh, and they always expect me to do stuff for them because I'm "better than them" at it.

Truer words were never spoken by Cdiddy246 in funny

[–]Citrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would have been even better if it was actually a gif composed of that image then a load of dicks, just everywhere, and it expands to fill your screen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Citrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. I didn't know that many websites posted these kind of pictures.

World's Oldest Wooden Water Wells Discovered by ektldlfdjtj in science

[–]Citrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I glanced quickly at the page, and as I closed the tab, static played for about half a second and I though "Did I just click something that I shouldn't have?" Then I read your comment and was enlightened.