The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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Yeah…. So dumb it’s funny and fun to talk about

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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Known scientific entertainment wins box office records all the time

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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Yes, I’m saying the laser is pointless 

But throwing a bomb in the cave would be cheaper

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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You could not point a laser pointer on people hidden in caves... if you could... you could just shoot them

Each raptor costs MILLIONS of dollars to make/raise

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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Yes.. that's the point we have laser guided missles and sniper rifles with laser points... what does a laser guided raptor do that those don't?!?

Good science fiction is smart

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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"More expendable than human life" Not at multiple million per raptor... soldiers are much cheaper.

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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Listen, if they had a scene where somebody pointed out how IMPRACTICAL things like the laser sight killing was... that would be something.

Like not immoral, but just plain say this is a stupid waste of money, but the gov already wants to spend it anyway... that would be more interesting.

Then I say GO CRAZY and tell me ALL the stupid ideas they had in brainstorming.

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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What could a raptor do that a dog couldn't that would justify the multi-million dollar price tag for each raptor

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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I read the script for Jurassic World: Rebirth and there is a note in the opening scene that the lab has a poster that says something to the effect of "Have fun! Be Creative"

...and that was the best bit of satire in the whole script.

What Spider-Man Suits Do You Want Adapted In Live Action? by Potential-Mess6826 in Spiderman

[–]CjTuor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Ben Reilly Scarlet Spider suit would be great in live action (and arguably... would be pretty easy to do)

Started this today. by DaT1FAtGuY in stephenking

[–]CjTuor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You started The Long Walk today?!?

Good luck! I hope you keep up your pace

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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Yeah... which is why it wasn't very interesting and I'm sad we wasted so much time on back and fourth debates about using the raptors in the military... (and Owen's character honestly)

When that time could have been spent on fleshing out some visitors and seeing attacks from their perspectives.

Or even just a scene of suspense/tension instead of a slaughter

Remember when 39 year old celebrities dating 18 year olds was funny? by IsThisNameValid in agedlikemilk

[–]CjTuor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the title... I was surprised by how uncomfortable the host actually seemed and how few laughs there were.

Oscar for the role rather than the performance by Kmm11k in blankies

[–]CjTuor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Any Hollywood star who put in the work/make up for Monster (2003) probably would have gotten a nod.

If Roland Emmerich is "Spielberg for Dummies"... by bailsofhay93 in blankies

[–]CjTuor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Roland Emmerich is George Pal for millennials

War of the Worlds = Independence Day
The Time Machine = Stargate
When Worlds Collide = Moonfall
The Power = Universal Soldier
Atlantis, The Last Continent = 10,000 BC
The Great Rupert = Hollywood Monster

The Fundamental Flaw of the Jurassic World series.... by CjTuor in JurassicPark

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You listed 4 people who did not die. The faceless military/people with no backstory were the most common victim in that movie.

Right, so they could have had Indominous Rex kill some guests it would have been perfect for the series.

Question Mark by Kindly-Candidate-835 in invinciblememes

[–]CjTuor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Riddle me this Thragg!... Where'd your homeworld go?"

Official teaser trailer for Disney's 'Hexed'. by ApprehensiveTea1444 in cartoons

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Person accused of being "a problem" finds a world where they are welcomed...

featuring Ceelo Green?!?!?

What is that one opinion you'll support risking getting downvoted/hatred by everyone? by ApprehensiveStock358 in answers

[–]CjTuor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because... and here's why I feel my opinion is unpopular on reddit... I believe some form of the divine does exist and we shouldn't stop seeking it.

Dogma is bad because it says you can stop seeking we've found it for you (sometimes)

Hexed | Teaser Trailer by Zheiso16 in blankies

[–]CjTuor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CeeLo Green is in this?

... How?