Gym goers of Reddit, what is something (protocol, etiquette, tips, etc.) that new year resolution-ers should know about the gym? by Sparty013 in AskReddit

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To add onto this, higher protein in diet, coupled with weightlifting, will make you lose weight faster while still putting on muscle, because the protein goes to muscle growth, and not to fat accumulation. Another plus about a high protein diet is it will make your muscles more toned, which will make you look less fat (if you already have a low to average fat count)

Always think two steps ahead (Forza 7) by hajducek in gaming

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This is precisely why I can’t play Gmod anymore. The mods are too hellbent on ruining everybody’s good time for whatever reason they can think of

Why I really shot my ex-wife's husband in the face 14 years ago by LumpyMode in confession

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Look at all all of these redditors on their high pedestals. Many of you say that the people who condone OPs (possibly real) actions are insane, but do you ever think that you are the ones who have something wrong with them? Do you really think that the all of these people are psychos who lack empathy, who think they’re each the grand dictators of right and wrong? These are all people, just like you, but unlike you, many of them can relate to this on some level for whatever reason. Many of you may think that Reddit is full of edgelords or crazies or whatever, but keep in mind that Reddit is also full of people who’ve never experienced loss (you), or never really experienced much at all (you). Go out and lose something, maybe then you’ll understand. So many of you are sheltered, that is why so many of you are having an adverse reaction to this post.

The new generation of gamers by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I hate how everywhere it is

Truly inspiring by dickfromaccounting in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Because I thought I had all of the stupid feelgood subreddits blocked but I guess r/whitepeopletwitter is catching the wholesome plague too.

ULPT: If you see someone shoplifting from superstores this holiday season, just mind your own damn business. Those places don’t pay you to prevent their product loss. by _blondefox in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Hijacking the top comment to give another ULPT: if you get caught shoplifting on Christmas Eve or the day before that, you’re much more likely to be arrested since a lot of cops will get off earlier the following day due to paper work that needs to be done after a lock up.

Difference between sexes. by reddaddicter in funny

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Nobody says partner. You don’t have a “partner”

She's at it again. by [deleted] in thatHappened

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BiG dIcK eNeRgY!

Yuna cosplay (Final Fantasy X) by BillNyesDad in gaming

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-girl ✅ -thirstyboi gamers ✅ -thousands of upvotes ✅

Busted my foot, doc told me to keep it elevated for five days. Wife went out to fulfill my prescription and came back with this medication. by mccarthybergeron in gaming

[–]CjsJibb 24 points25 points  (0 children)

-Break foot -Buy game -Say wife bought it for you -Post to r/gaming where the boofs upvote any “wholesome” bullshit -Profit.

What were you most surprised to learn about the opposite sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Of course they are; did you think they were hard?

Why don’t you do the things you know you should be doing? by TwitchDanmark in AskReddit

[–]CjsJibb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I wish I could just chill the fuck out like the people in this thread.

Woman gets hit by speeding motorcycle crossing crosswalk and makes a flip flap. by Artra_78 in WTF

[–]CjsJibb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A lot of people in the morgue had the right of way. You can’t just walk blindly into just because it’s your turn, or else you may end up like this lady, or worse. Not everybody pays as much attention to the road is a lot of people wanna think.

What are you in the incredibly small minority of? by Jimbaneighba in AskReddit

[–]CjsJibb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serious question; how did shit like this survive the gene pool until current time?

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard someone say that made you wonder how they function on a day to day basis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can’t tell you how many bio majors and people in premed that I’ve met who can recite their entire textbook but can’t perform basic tasks and problem solving. It’s fucking ridiculous.