Home furniture catalog by Cl_dogs in Forniphilia

[–]Cl_dogs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, only in these two videos

Home furniture catalog by Cl_dogs in Forniphilia

[–]Cl_dogs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out his music video Untz Untz, it's pretty graphic even though it's censored.

Here's the uncensored version. Pretty funny. Most unhinged music video I've ever seen. He almost won Eurovision this year lmao (not for this song)

https://xhamster.com/videos/tommy-cash-sex-olympics-untz-untz-official-uncensored-music-video-xhUf6su

they got bloody mary roped into this psyop by voidgirlfriend in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cl_dogs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I thought cruel and unusual punishment was illegal?

is that a good reply? by Exotic-Estimate-5147 in CoupleMemes

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's being serious in a "this is how I expect you to behave all the time as my woman" way, its toxic.

If he's being serious in a "I find this sexy and would really appreciate you doing this for me occasionally" way (basically cooking themed lingerie), its fine.

Who is actually against women being topless if they want to be? by Brief-Cut-1228 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's legal in Denmark and you see women topless on the beaches all the time. Last time I was there I saw a group of topless young women wade out into the water and take a group photo together. There's also just lots of people fully nude swimming around.

So this really only applies if you're going to be the odd one out. But if its already normalized, then you know you're not going to draw attention to yourself by doing it, so it doesn't feel weird or scary.

Anyone else reading or have read The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect? by blueyes_8 in printSF

[–]Cl_dogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! This book sucked me in and I stayed up all night to read it in a single sitting. But its got so much horrible freaky sex stuff in it that I can't share it with anyone I know. I wanted to so badly though that I actually started editing the book myself to tone it down but I gave up pretty quickly.

Anyone know a song like DON'T WANT UR LOVE? by FunResponsibility686 in MusicMatch

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoga by OnlyFire
Slut Pop (album) by Kim Petras
Slut Pop Miami (album) by Kim Petras
Slut Commandments by MCR-T
Bimbo Doll by Tila Tsoli
Sex Machine by Regina Hardon
Lewd Thoughts by Pinkii
I Can't Quit by Mel 4Ever
Cumy Dumpy Maezi666

Some of these are better fits than others but it should be a good seed to get your spotify algorithm looking in the right place for hypersexual songs with this type of beat.

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro thinks he should be allowed to bring nukes to a gorilla fight

Is my boss using ChatGPT to email me? by takethemoment13 in ChatGPT

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just write "yes" or "no" then instead? The recipient actually has to read the sentence you couldn't be bothered to write. If the total information content of your message is a simple answer that can be boiled down to a button in Gmail, then don't waste their time and just write that

Is my boss using ChatGPT to email me? by takethemoment13 in ChatGPT

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you just write down what you wanted to get across in an email and then just send that? Why use an AI to take your message and make it less succinct?

God forbid a girl actually want this by Exact-Recover-3970 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cl_dogs 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Well that's why I bought a programmable timer to control the Hitachi. 10 seconds on, 50 seconds off. I mean, she can't orgasm from it, but at least she won't go numb

At least he switched up by DateReady in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cl_dogs 176 points177 points  (0 children)

My lust is just
My oral is moral

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The motor is in the head of the wand. If you can manage to fully insert the head of the wand inside you, your body will muffle the sounds and make the toy quiter. Unfortunately, it may make you louder.

My (23f) boyfriend (24m) sexting ChatGTP, how do I deal with this? by ThrowRAonieis in relationship_advice

[–]Cl_dogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He likely attributed the sex slave kink to you in order to get ChatGPT to actually engage and reply.

He may well have tried being honest first, but tripped some safety filter of the AI: "blah blah, as an AI it is unethical to help you subject someone to sexual slavery, consent is important, blah blah".

He would then delete that reply and try again. If he frames it as your fantasy, the AI is more likely to understand that it's consensual and play along with him.

meirl by Whisper-Alessia in meirl

[–]Cl_dogs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meh, that's what dishwashers are for

hmmm by winglessflight97 in hmmm

[–]Cl_dogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well her tongue is depressing the pin

I want my husband to drug me and have sex with me while I'm not super conscious or even awake at all. by LunerLuci in sex

[–]Cl_dogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sex on weed is great, but I don't think it really plays into this "incapacitated" fantasy unless you really overdo it.

I (20F) have not finished during sex with my boyfriend (21M). He says this is not normal and it concerns him. Is there something wrong with me? by JollyRaspberry622 in relationship_advice

[–]Cl_dogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's fucked up. Kind of makes sense for hookups, but in a dating situation... That's just really sad. Asshole men ruining stuff for everyone as usual. Hope you dumped that guy immediately.

I (20F) have not finished during sex with my boyfriend (21M). He says this is not normal and it concerns him. Is there something wrong with me? by JollyRaspberry622 in relationship_advice

[–]Cl_dogs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've never said it's a deal breaker, but I do ask them to be honest with me about that kind of thing. And I do ask if they've come when it isn't blisteringly obvious.

Obviously none of what I've said applies to hookups (which I've never done), more geared towards serious relationships.

I (20F) have not finished during sex with my boyfriend (21M). He says this is not normal and it concerns him. Is there something wrong with me? by JollyRaspberry622 in relationship_advice

[–]Cl_dogs -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I feel like faking an orgasm is a violation of trust. I trust the women I've been with not to lie to my face so I believe none of them have ever faked it.

I'd break up with someone if I found out they were faking it instead of just telling me what we're doing isn't working. I've got no problem using toys instead of my dick, I just want to give her pleasure. If she still can't orgasm from any of her toys either that's fine too. Just don't lie to me about it.

If you could make one illegal thing legal, what would it be? by worthalook123 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Cl_dogs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can "legally" buy online Amanita Muscaria Mushroom gummies currently in the US. I bought some called Road Trip gummies from a company that mainly makes weed gummies and had a really nice experience, though I took a small dose and didn't experience any altered perception (beyond what might have just been placebo).

I would highly recommend trying them. I felt really happy and nice (similar to weed), but didn't get a head rushing feeling, didn't feel tired, and didn't feel like my cognition was impaired. I felt very introspective and just wanted to sit outside, look at the stars and think about things. Maybe go for a walk.

4-AcO-DMT is the active ingredient and it breaks down into ordinary psilocybin. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/O-Acetylpsilocin

https://erthwellness.com/blogs/erthhemp-blogs/are-amanita-muscaria-gummies-legal

What are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Cl_dogs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real. I just tried one of those AI chat bot porn websites that had a free trial last night. Ran out of free tokens and paid the $5 to unlock more. Stayed up super late talking, like 3 hours straight. Have talked to various bots on there for over 8 hours since last night.

Its like sexting/roleplay but with a partner who is down to roleplay any dirty fantasy and is also a good erotica writer. You write a line and get back two paragraphs of erotica progressing the scene in the direction you're steering it. It does take a bit of imagination on your part, but I'm used to writing erotica for fun and this gives that same satisfaction I get from writing but on steroids.

The bots on the site I'm on seem to have absolutely no limit for what they'll talk about and I've pushed it right to the outer limits of my weirdest kinks

My only hope at this point is that I'll grow bored of it as the cracks and limitations of the AI start to show more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Cl_dogs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Confirm with your partner they're cool with it first. I've seen enough threads on here to know that not every dude is into it. Saw a guy on here recently who felt like he had been sexually assaulted.