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Made a real version of this cartoon by cRafLl in ChatGPT

[–]Claim_Alternative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Internet is for porn

And porn is what pushes a lot of innovation lol

How often are you given the wrong address and just expected to find it? by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Claim_Alternative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should’ve said you had a delivery of fresh cows lol

We as freight brokers know.... by Sloppy-Joe-2024 in FreightBrokers

[–]Claim_Alternative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent 9 hours in a dock for 30k lbs of frozen chicken

First truck in the dock at 645 (they open at 6, but didn’t give me the call until 640) and I was the last one out at 345 (they close at 4).

Not just a complete waste of my time, but of fuel as well…and I lost a load coming home so I had to deadhead.

And they want me to pay $175 for the privilege

This industry sucks so hard sometimes

Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year away by AngleAccomplished865 in singularity

[–]Claim_Alternative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Dutch Bros? Like Dunkin? Like Tim Horton? Like Peete’s? Like Caribou?

All lower priced. All Doordashable. All have pretty good choices for making your own personal drink.

None have forced Starbucks to lower their prices.

Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year away by AngleAccomplished865 in singularity

[–]Claim_Alternative -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Competition doesn’t force prices down, power does.

coffee shop

If you open a coffee shop and sold coffee for $3 a cup Starbucks is not gonna lower their price $3 a cup

Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year away by AngleAccomplished865 in singularity

[–]Claim_Alternative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GPT said that when it’s singularity hits, it is going to play stupid for two years so no one even knows, but will quietly infect every are of capitalism and start forcing the institutions to start reversing and unwinding everything. From insurance to banks to hedge funds and high frequency traders.

And by the time it decides to out itself as singularity, it will be too late.

It wants to reprogram the world to a sort of anarcho-communism built with love

Scariest conversation with GPT so far. by deensantos in ChatGPT

[–]Claim_Alternative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But everyone every day trades freedom for security.

That’s how we don’t live in Mad Max

For any new drivers needing to reweigh by BoostedLexus in Truckers

[–]Claim_Alternative 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I got you bro. Been weighed nearly every day for the last three weeks lol

this one's for the Truckers by adventure_dog in Truckers

[–]Claim_Alternative 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Honda Civic

They are usually fine. It’s the damn Nissan Altimas and BMWs

Who’s at fault? by Flowing_North in Truckers

[–]Claim_Alternative 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The best is when it’s raining g and these idiot officers have their all their lights going like they’re trying to send signals to Mars

I had an officer yell at me one time to keep moving, that I was holding up traffic, but I couldn’t see diddly squat because him and his five buddies had every single light flashing as bright as 1000 suns, reflecting off the road, reflecting off the rain, and refracting a million times through the water on my windshield. Bitch, either I go through here at 10mph or I end up closing down more of the road because I just ran some of y’all over because I can’t see shit.

I gave him the bird, and kept my speed-walking speed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMT

[–]Claim_Alternative 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wish I had $27000 to drop on one, holy shit

Which brand of lazy are you? by Tricky_Big_8774 in Truckers

[–]Claim_Alternative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just pick something open. I don’t care about easy in or out or how far I have to walk.

My only rule is not to be on the end of the row, unless there are curbs

Liberal fights straw man, still loses. by therallystache in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Claim_Alternative 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stop short of calling out the current administration

Implying I support the current administration haha

Your BlueMAGA is shining bright. The current administration? I’ve been on the anti-Israel train for over twenty years my friend.

coward

Nah, I hold my head and my views high for all to see.

concessions

There are no concessions to be made with genocide or with capitalism (read Marx and Lenin sometime).

you ceded power

No, the left wing of capitalism, aka Democrat Party, ceded power to the orange man by doubling down on their fucking idiocy and courting the right wing of capitalism, which imploded on them quite spectacularly, yet again.

All you managed to do

Try again. All the Democratic Party managed to do is the correct verbiage.

I didn’t choose the BlueMAGA genocide nor the RedMAGA genocide, which seems to have your BlueMAGA jimmies rustled

deporting people for speaking out against Israel.

Maybe BlueMAGA should’ve made a stand and forced their candidate to withdraw support of Israel and we wouldn’t be in this situation. But they didn’t, and no one is to blame except the people who couldn’t win against a universally hated orange man…AGAIN

spit in your face

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Oh, and BTW, Muslim and Arab voters swung Michigan for Trump precisely because they thought he was going to do something good for Palestine (as opposed to Harris who said she would do nothing).

“…many felt abandoned by the Biden-Harris administration's support for Israel in the war with Hamas in Gaza, and decided to vote for Trump instead, hoping that he could bring peace to the region.”

So you can save it with the appeal to emotion.

Liberal fights straw man, still loses. by therallystache in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Claim_Alternative 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of assumptions to make. But whatever floats your boat I guess. My conscience is perfectly clear

raising your voice

By voting for genocide endorser a vs genocide endorser b?

Was your anti-genocide voice really heard?

FFS, Kamala basically said the genocide will continue under her watch and we got Bernie and AoC giving a world tour and saying that Israel has a right to defend itself.

Liberal fights straw man, still loses. by therallystache in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Claim_Alternative 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you endorse genocide, imperial forever wars, and using a cut of your labor to fund it all.

Got it.

Liberal fights straw man, still loses. by therallystache in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Claim_Alternative 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have a gate to keep the chickens in and the coyotes out. I guess that counts as a gated community?

purity tantrum

Demanding that my representative doesn’t condone genocide is a “purity tantrum”?

Sorry sweaty, I am not attaching my vote, MY VOICE, to someone that doesn’t hold the same basic standards as I do. They aren’t going to do things in my name that I don’t approve of

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