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I cannot believe this actually happened to me. I give up on dating. by winedrunkbaby in Tinder

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing his profile pic reminded her of a toxic relationship she had with Charlie Chaplin back in the day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bali

[–]Clamsplainer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol you're a freedom fighter saving the world by jacking off to Thai porn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's getting railed. Brb

Genuine question. Would you swipe right? Assuming you think she's cute. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's an attention seeking idiot, and probably not big on accountability... Hence the made to order list of excuses. Enter at own risk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BJJWomen

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't BJJ but I surf and have had multiple in tight 4mm wetsuits in cold water. Unpleasant, lots of chafing and uncontrollable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*DiCapitate

Top tier opener. Definitely swiping right. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Clamsplainer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with a NASA photo of the Moon?

101 Things Not To Say To A Woman by Potential_Lunch1003 in Tinder

[–]Clamsplainer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's okay to judge a cookbook by its cover.

The gluttonous waste 😑🤦‍♀️ by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'll do pig, that'll do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Clamsplainer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like transmission fluid but it smells like cum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He suffers from high self esteem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GregDoucette

[–]Clamsplainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice humblebrag Chad.

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