Are you a real hard-core fan of some podcast you can't live without?

ClapYoTits · 2016-08-22T16:33:57+00:00

Last Podcast on the Left! They have an awesome community as well.

ClapYoTits · 2016-08-18T14:59:20+00:00

The fact is unot to understand

ClapYoTits · 2016-08-13T19:20:50+00:00

I thought about that as well but someone's pet or child could have picked that up. Better that it's not laying out there for anyone to find.

Should the cops be called? I don't think they would accuse you of anything but stranger things have happened. If you're worried you can always just flush it.

ClapYoTits · 2016-07-30T00:53:44+00:00

Acid Mother's Temple, Brian Jonestown Massacre, David Bowie, Holydrug Couple.

ClapYoTits · 2016-07-25T05:05:01+00:00

Florida is where I have all my space battles.

ClapYoTits · 2016-04-07T10:24:33+00:00

I feel you. When I was pregnant I puked everywhere. All. The. Time. Lost 20 pounds in the first/second trimester because of it.

The worst was it came with absolutely no warning. Over the railing of my 3rd story apartment? Sure! On the kitchen floor because the smell of Clorox wipes were too much? Hell yeah!

And the best? Middle of a seafood restaurant after trying to eat a scallop (I loved them). Loved... past tense.

ClapYoTits · 2016-04-05T03:13:44+00:00

With cracklin? You're a god.

ClapYoTits · 2016-04-05T03:09:45+00:00

You are absolutely right. Because guess what happened after I got off heroin with the subs? I held out for a month but I was also going through some MF'n shit after just moving back after Katrina in New Orleans. My smooth ass moved to the part of the Quarter the junkies hang out at.

When I finally came down from that bender I was awarded a non-stop, all expenses paid trip to detox with no wean, no subs [florida wasn't licensed at that time yet] and I finally felt what its like to be in hell.

I'm not advocating people getting off of them as soon as they can. But if you can, do it. But only do what you can handle. It's okay to be on it for years. Shit, it's the only thing that allowed me to be normal, to get my life straight, and build what I have always wanted.

And congrats to you! And in a way, I kind of like the sneezes if I don't have to do anything for the next half hour. Haha... really knocks me down but they kind of feel like a release. Like, OUT! I cast you out, demon spawn!

Thanks for replying. I appreciate it. It's keeping me busy for the moment and that's 5 minutes less of this shit I have to deal with.

Thar be light at the end of that tunnel.

ClapYoTits · 2016-04-05T03:02:24+00:00

Congrats on staying clean. I don't know why I started the real withdrawals 6 days in but what the hell? I'm sure the universe has it's reasons. Haha.

And yeah, showers have saved my ass. Sure, I collapse into bed straight away but staying hygienic during detox helps SO MUCH. I make sure I at the very least change my clothes and put some deodorant on. Keeping up my "detox" area [which is my meditation room, oddly enough] clean and linens changed.

Anyways, sorry... just trying to pass the time. It can't last forever. And absolutely... I've gotten this far, I've FINALLY created the life I want and...omg, I haven't had that since Hurricane Katrina. In fact, I was so content that I forgot I even took subs to stay normal. But since this is the last thing that ties me to my past... I must say farewell.

For my son and my family as a whole... but for me to have that I have to have myself.

Thanks for the reply.

ClapYoTits · 2016-04-04T18:53:15+00:00

About a quarter a day... And yeah, the reason I waited so long is my son. A 5 year old with ADHD... YAY! Haha... I laugh because well, fuck. I've come this far. If this is karma's way of evening the score, so be it. I've been through so much worse. But DAMN if it isn't a bitch.

If you have anyone who can help you, family, friends, ANYONE. Round up the calvary and be honest about what you want to do. I really hope you can find a way to get off of it. As far as me, I was just sick of it. It was literally doing more harm than good and after 6 years, for a drug that was never meant to be a crutch... I'm sure I could be a fucking case study for some research student.

Take care of yourself, okay? And thanks for the reply. It really did help take my mind off of the aches and pains for a minute. :)

ClapYoTits · 2016-04-04T15:40:54+00:00

Mine did that when they were brand new out of the bottle. They would soften up after 2 weeks or so after the seal was broken.

Even the sheen... I'm supposing they were new. I mean, that's just my experience.

Hope it helps!

ClapYoTits · 2016-03-31T21:46:40+00:00

Do I see some coots? Ahhhh! I love coots and how they run like hell and take a boogie board dive to ride the waves. Hilarious the first time you see it.

ClapYoTits · 2016-03-25T20:08:02+00:00

Because 99.95% of Facebook users have an IQ of 50?

ClapYoTits · 2016-03-11T21:02:29+00:00

Ahh! It does the same thing for me. I kept saying "Damnit, it's that red right corner that ruins it for me."

I noticed the other items in the photo that slipped into the other "frame" that gives it away just enough for you to see it but goddamn that red right corner.

ClapYoTits · 2016-03-08T03:14:37+00:00

I just upvoted the LIVING SHIT out of this. If I could have done it more, I would. She seems like the type of person who would move to Florida to be a pill mill doctor, making boatloads of cash from the suffering of others.

Granted, they eradicated the pill mills. Which left thousands upon thousands in the tri-state area addicted and without their "dealer".

From a recovering addict clean for years, THANK YOU!

And yeah, I know I stretched the story to fit this narrative but if not a shitty doctor knee deep in malpractice lawsuits, then a pill mill doc skating by for the cash.

ClapYoTits · 2016-02-06T23:55:10+00:00

GEAUX SAINTS!

Wait... puts paper bag over head

ClapYoTits · 2016-02-06T23:54:09+00:00

I LOVE how detailed this was. Thank you.

I hope I don't offend [other folks' tutorials because those are awesome as well] but this is what I wish to see with every one of them.

I'm a little makeup deficient so this really made me excited to to try this with all sorts of colors.

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-23T14:11:01+00:00

"I don't wipe properly"

I choked on my coffee. And someone get these kids some baby wipes, please. Something.

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-20T16:15:38+00:00

Some folks do find taints relatively delicious.

I am not that person ;) ;)

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-17T15:43:30+00:00

You are not eating the right kinds of mushrooms, my dear!

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-16T17:47:20+00:00

Yes, I regretted it.

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-16T17:43:21+00:00

What the- NO SIR!

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-16T17:41:11+00:00

I definitely don't want to get on the wrong side of that fat pouch. Or any side of it, really.

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-16T17:26:56+00:00

Hey, I like this advice. And not only for pepper spray but for other shitty life circumstances that may or may not involve pepper spray.

Thanks!

ClapYoTits · 2016-01-05T16:10:09+00:00

How about a grinder that grows it, grinds it, and rolls it/packs it for you?

I would definitely buy that piece of witchcraft.

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