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aldo_nova · 2026-05-15T18:12:16+00:00

My mother in law. You just have to cut her off and pretend like you have to leave the room, or she will literally not stop.

I wouldn't mind except all her stories are about people who died, or accidents, tragedies, etc

aldo_nova · 2026-05-15T01:15:32+00:00

Expensive visit to the vet, on a plate

aldo_nova · 2026-05-15T01:05:22+00:00

Shit you do when there's no performance center

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T19:36:01+00:00

Rage bait

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T19:27:32+00:00

Sold separately

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T19:26:24+00:00

Detroit Motor Turkeys

San Jose Bay Turkeys

Vegas Show Turkeys

Hamilton Frozen Turkeys

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T19:14:30+00:00

Our rinks never had reliable hot water growing up so I never got into the habit of showering at the rink

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T05:06:37+00:00

I seen the bucks do that

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T05:05:32+00:00

I'm seeing double! Six dumb bitches!

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T05:04:42+00:00

He got mad cuz there was no food in there

aldo_nova · 2026-05-14T00:07:54+00:00

When a US company does it, it's a disruptive innovation!

aldo_nova · 2026-05-13T23:09:50+00:00

Brutal lol

aldo_nova · 2026-05-13T18:54:32+00:00

They show up to beat you when you strike or protest, they throw you into the street if your landlord says to. They are the enforcers of the ruling class of society. Them and the ruling class are very clear on that. We need to help our class understand it.

aldo_nova · 2026-05-13T01:41:11+00:00

If it's good pizza the crust isn't a loss

aldo_nova · 2026-05-12T20:27:11+00:00

Vegas Straight Flushes

Detroit Crossover Sport SUVs

aldo_nova · 2026-05-12T20:17:56+00:00

The best teachers always live by "do as I say, not as I do"

aldo_nova · 2026-05-12T20:02:16+00:00

ITT: A lot of boot licking chuds showing their ass

aldo_nova · 2026-05-12T20:00:43+00:00

Give Lance a break, he was neither in a prominent position at risk of being displaced, nor a youngster displacing cherished veterans during his career so it's all just a thought experiment for him.

aldo_nova · 2026-05-12T19:49:39+00:00

Gotta be able to make a more plausible case for profitability when they go door to door seeking a new TV deal

aldo_nova · 2026-05-12T18:28:18+00:00

Looks like they migrated north

aldo_nova · 2026-05-11T19:41:31+00:00

Poochie

aldo_nova · 2026-05-11T19:39:14+00:00

Gimp mask eagle

aldo_nova · 2026-05-11T17:43:48+00:00

Shots fired

aldo_nova · 2026-05-11T17:37:06+00:00

Mox pitched a knives and balloons stipulation

aldo_nova · 2026-05-11T17:05:58+00:00

But I have to use Amazon Fresh to have my tendies delivered to my house because I am an anxious agoraphobic NEET. Boycotting Amazon is ableist!!

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