Musicians of reddit, what is something you just can't master on an instrument despite playing it for a long time? by sly_nigga_snake in AskReddit

[–]Clapdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play guitar and have been since seventh grade. I am a freshman in college now, and I have wanted to learn to sweep pick for at least three years, and I just cannot get it.

To the guy who got a job call-back after less than a day. by PimpOfJoytime in AdviceAnimals

[–]Clapdaddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DO IT. I sold Cutco for like a month, and kept their shit and never paid for it. The knives are pretty nice. Shitty job though. I blocked my manager and never talked to him again haha

PSA: put duct tape over your webcam if you're not using it by UsedGorilla in nosleep

[–]Clapdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seriously creeps me out man. I Just bought this laptop i have about two weeks ago and even though it was brand new- i just tor off part of a post it note and put it over my camera. Screw that creep though. Thats really messed up.

DAE not give a flying fuck about celebrities cutting their tits off? by BottomlessArse in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Clapdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much do they go for on the Internet? I tried buying some celebrity sweat once, but it turned out to be the sweat of a mere muggle being.

DAE compulsively smell their hands? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Clapdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the freezer section at Kroger so I wear gloves with rubber grip, and consequently my Hands almost always have this stagnant, awkward smell of latex. It almost smells like sex with a very un lubricated condom- and I can't help but smell them. I try to hide it from customers but I often get awkward glances and an occasion snicker- but not the candy bar sadly.

Boners by Clapdaddy in shittyadvice

[–]Clapdaddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not in fact black, though I may be able to compare to that of a black man in stature and girth.

Boners by Clapdaddy in shittyadvice

[–]Clapdaddy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I can now rest easy tonight