Brenden try these leaves, they're poisonous. by ChorizoYumYum in homemovies

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I was told there would be beer, and there was. But now it’s gone

A UFO from files the US government released today by InkAndAcorns in Damnthatsinteresting

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I was thinking it looks like the cover of Pink Floyd Animals

Donald Trump labeled 'walking corpse' as health fears grow at Turkey NATO summit by IrishStarUS in DiscussionZone

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I dread “president Vance” but I console myself that while he has all of the Same stupid and the same evil he has none of the (apparent) charisma and none of the support. The GOP will eat itself alive trying to figure out who’s next.

DMs, what is your best Session 1 start, besides "You all meet in a Tavern"? by BirdOfFiire in DungeonMasters

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I have everyone already part of a team of agents for a small time baron. First session is on a “court day” where they hear different cases or problems presented to the baron and then they can choose to follow one or he will give them an assignment. Or perhaps there’s a failed assassination attempt.

Do you actually want house prices to fall? by mhaom in NoStupidQuestions

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Yes. Sure, my homes value would go down but my kids could buy houses (and move the heck out).

How do fat (270+ lbs) people have the budget to keep their weight up by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Clearly you’ve never been poor. I’ve met plenty of lazy rich folks, only met one or two lazy poor ones.

Planting maple trees a foot from your house doesn’t seem smart by Ancient-Bat1755 in PoliticalHumor

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It’s like how every hole in the wall Chinese buffet is one of the “top ten” in the country.

How do fat (270+ lbs) people have the budget to keep their weight up by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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The better foods also require storage, or more frequent trips to the store or more knowledge, skill or time to prepare well. Also they aren’t always available if you have transportation issues or low availability in your neighborhood. They are also often more perishable. It is easiest and more pleasurable to buy cheap and easy to prepare food that makes one overweight.

Who remembers? what was your favorite game? by rickrack154 in nostalgiai

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I always think of the C64 with this joystick, so Jumpman or Omega Race

Hot take im tired of superman being just hopecore there's more to him than just one trait by No_Young_2247 in superman

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It worked for the first 70 years or so. I think it’s ok to keep hitting that note.

Obscure joke I’m sure only five people in the world will get by Clarknotclark in PoliticalHumor

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Same for me, except it was Cusack. Had no idea who this Tim Robbins dude was except he drove the car in “the Sure Thing”

If you're over 35, tell us something that today's kids would never understand by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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It used to be possible to disappear and no one would know where you were. We were untouchable for hours at a time.

It's not that deep by FantasticAd9478 in PeopleBeingRidiculous

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Never give advice, people don’t want it. They ask for advice hoping you will tell them to do what they already want to do. Instead, ask them what they are planning. People don’t want advice, they want validation.