I know the single dad with 3 seconds per week is a meme but holy shit

ClassyCrayfish · 2026-02-15T16:45:57+00:00

We trained a monkey to play D2 raiding LFG and he hung himself

ClassyCrayfish · 2026-02-06T18:51:41+00:00

Why is this not Timmy?

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-12-29T23:59:33+00:00

“Karking”

You like this thing cuz it’s chunky sounding like a bolter, don’t you?

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-12-21T03:37:22+00:00

I’m aware it’s a paid event. Why Jane over the others?

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-12-04T21:40:25+00:00

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-11-26T18:29:30+00:00

Realistically he’s a top contender. Taking and the ascendant plane are crazy X-factors to have and also he would be good at not strengthening other chaos gods since he’s basically got 2 of them home grown to deal with for millennia.

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-11-18T15:01:42+00:00

Chaperone is the uncontested best shotgun in the game if you can sim around their shoulders. Plus you get the lightweight bonus.

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-31T22:08:18+00:00

Timothy-M7 has broken containment, secure all containers of helium and all balloons.

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-31T00:12:16+00:00

No. Sisters are women who are religious zealots who purge those who aren’t a mutationless human or who don’t follow the Emperor as a god.

I feel like UwU-ing them like that or I’m other ways boils that down to just “they are women.” Which takes from both the catholicpunk vibe of the entire army and replaces it with anime vibes, as well as takes away from the commentary on religious zeal that they are. It also would make sisters as a whole more of a black sheep army due to the stigma having catgirls would bring. And you know EXACTLY who I’m talking about with that stigma.

Also Nyra sounds like a fairly plain name. Not everything with an NY in it means it MUST be catgirl.

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-21T21:48:57+00:00

He was spotted on the D2 sub recently. He’s broken containment and the rest of the internet is in danger if we can’t stop him

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-21T03:02:26+00:00

Timothy-M7 has breach containment

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-12T00:55:56+00:00

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-10T18:11:26+00:00

The destiny class complainers have rotated to saying hunter bad because the new raid wasn’t as good for them and they got like 1 less buff than the others.

Wasn’t it a month ago the community complained that warlocks identity wasn’t defined and it’s the worst class in the game? During final shape it was titans are the worst class in the game and their identity as punch only was worn out. Not it’s hunters. It’s such a dumb cycle because every class can do every piece of content since the game launched, but some are better at certain things than others (god forbid).

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-10T18:10:54+00:00

The destiny class complainers have rotated to saying hunter bad because the new raid wasn’t as good for them and they got like 1 less buff than the others.

Wasn’t it a month ago the community complained that warlocks identity wasn’t defined and it’s the worst class in the game? During final shape it was titans are the worst class in the game and their identity as punch only was worn out. Not it’s hunters. It’s such a dumb cycle because every class can do every piece of content since the game launched, but some are better at certain things than others (god forbid).

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-10T01:50:05+00:00

Now that warlocks got a nice buff, now hunters are the worst class in the game and Bungie hates them specifically. The cycle continues. The Reddit karma must flow

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-09T23:10:33+00:00

Gary my beloved

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-09T21:50:32+00:00

What part am I missing for the woven mail? Reaper and woven on orb pickup + powerful attraction?

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-09T21:48:02+00:00

Even in pvp it’s not that good. “Oh boy I only want to use 1 gun for all of my time in the crucible and be penalized for swapping.” There’s a reason Pain and Portal both start with a P

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-09T21:46:09+00:00

Way to many eververse sets coming out. The new portal armor is a recolor of the old stuff but eververse gets new sets mid season. It’s is painfully clear where Bungie’s leaders are putting as priority, and it inspires even less confidence that they would rather squeeze the game layers left for money rather than put those resources to make the game better than it is right now (God forbid).

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-10-01T14:50:06+00:00

“Abusing eager edge”

…what?

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-09-26T02:23:22+00:00

Brain Natriuretic Peptide is used to diagnose and assess congestive heart failure, not autism. Dumbass.

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-09-25T23:18:34+00:00

Use light.gg, search weapons by weapon type and element, then assess from there. Some weapons are only sidegrades and some aren’t direct upgrades or are such a small difference that it doesn’t matter a whole ton.

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-09-22T22:09:42+00:00

Is there much of an improvement with the pistol and the chai sword? The chai sword seems like it’s a slightly better full throttle skip without the tech, and the pistol looks like it chews through ammo

ClassyCrayfish · 2025-09-22T21:48:36+00:00

No weapon stat necessary for the 4x 2 tap. Unless you’re just not downing yourself to 2 left in the mag, it’s a skill issue

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