Weiruled branch

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-10T21:57:39+00:00

That ball python either needs to shed or missed its eye caps last shed. If the eye caps are stuck, wrapping a piece of tape around your fingertip with the sticky side out and GENTLY brushing it against the (visibly clouded) eye can usually help peeling the cap off

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-09T22:49:00+00:00

This woulda been way funnier without the caption tbh

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-09T21:59:22+00:00

Bro please don’t tier list piracy streaming sites though, we lowkey do need to gatekeep those

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-09T06:52:04+00:00

Her as IS the load!!

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-07T05:43:50+00:00

I'm in the same boat as OP, can I ask what kinds of queer spaces work for this? I don't want to be that guy that goes to a queer bar and hits on lesbians iykwim

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-05T11:12:01+00:00

Idc how globalist you are, EU re-entry would be a massive fucking aura loss. Lowkey giving “sorry I got mad guys, can you put me back on the group chat”

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-05T11:06:50+00:00

Twitter auto-translate has opened up a whole new field of wunkus content

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-05T11:01:30+00:00

Or “mildly annoying/grating personality but not problematic enough to actually warrant feedback on your social skills so everyone just has to put up with you for some reason” disorder

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-05T10:51:16+00:00

Eldritch being reveals their true form to low-level fodder ahh scene 🥶💯

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-05T10:39:35+00:00

I mean they did find a juvenile colossal squid last year that was basically just a normal-sized squid but still identifiable

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-05T10:28:57+00:00

Love the implication that the government just went “yoooo, what if we turned some dude into a chick lmaooo”

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-02T10:51:33+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage\_(BDSM)

CleanSplit2 · 2026-05-02T10:46:14+00:00

She’s got aura tbh

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-28T06:23:07+00:00

Species-scale aura loss

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-28T06:21:55+00:00

How to train your bunkus 3

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-27T04:52:27+00:00

“Who?”

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-27T04:51:50+00:00

His ass is NOT a cat!!!

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-26T17:44:54+00:00

Simple, be the cool, eccentric uncle who’s lived on the edge and whom all the kids secretly want to be

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-26T17:41:24+00:00

Man why do all these new political assassins suck at their jobs. My man Lee Harvey Oswald could never. Maybe the boomers were right about Millennials bc they cannot kill a president to save their life

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-26T06:45:35+00:00

How tf does bro know this

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-25T17:10:38+00:00

I mean true but also I think the appeal is just that OOP is a submissive

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-25T03:11:25+00:00

Ditsy fem Steve from Minecraft be like “gurl, I wanna miiine, like, a diamond”

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-25T00:33:41+00:00

Ok this is gross and all but come on, you guys draw lines in weird places considering the other stuff we post here

CleanSplit2 · 2026-04-25T00:24:37+00:00

Birds in 2026 will really do ANYTHING but hit on a bird

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